“A friend cannot be considered a friend unless he is tested on three occasions: in time of need, behind your back and after your death.” Ali (A.S.) Allahumal’an Qatalatal Ameer-ul-Momineen Ali Ibne Abi Talib (A.S.)!
Almost one week later, things are no brighter. Apparently on Monday, Mr. Senior Manager of Forde…err…For…uh…whatever, decided to complement Mr. Manager’s terrorizing effect on my sister by dropping in unannounced and asking her why she was late. Which in turn led to me being the target of frustration of the whole family, as always. On Read More
This may be the last of cheerful posts for a while as hopefully Muharram starts on Monday and then I’ll be running Zakir Naik’s ass all over the place, as promised to someone. And I’ve quit smoking so be happy guys! And be happy too that the Los Angeles Lakers brought the 19-game winning streak Read More
Your horoscope for December 24, 2008 The romance in the air is palpable. Women can’t seem to keep their eyes (or hands!) off of you today. Maybe it’s that new cologne you’re wearing, or your warm and generous demeanor. Don’t discount their advances as idle flirtations. One woman, in particular, is quite serious. If you’re Read More
Â Constipation is like when you want to poop but can’t. Love is like when you want to say it but can’t. When you’re bold and timid at the same time. When you feel hungry but can’t eat. When your mind tells you to forget her yet there is a small voice that keeps reminding Read More