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Brain Teasers

Friday, December 12th, 2008

You guys work on these brain teasers while I work on tweaking my blogs.

  1. A murderer is condemned to death. He has to choose between three rooms. The first is full of raging fires, the second is full of assassins with loaded guns, and the third is full of lions that haven’t eaten in 3 years. Which room is safest for him?
  2. A woman shoots her husband. Then she holds him under water for over 5 minutes. Finally, she hangs him. But 5 minutes later they both go out and enjoy a wonderful dinner together. How can this be?
  3. Can you name three consecutive days without using the words Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, or Sunday?
  4. This is an unusual paragraph. I’m curious how quickly you can find out what is so unusual about it. It looks so plain you would think nothing was wrong with it. In fact, nothing is wrong with it! It is unusual though. Study it, and think about it, but you still may not find anything odd. But if you work at it a bit, you might find out.

12.12.2008 General Knowledge, Science 12 Comments

Four Signs You May Be A Taliban

Sunday, November 30th, 2008

Four signs you may be a Taliban:

  • You have more wives than teeth.
  • You own a $5000 Rocket Launcher but can’t afford shoes.
  • You refine Heroin but have a moral objection to Beer.

And most significantly,

  • You think vests come in two styles: Bulletproof and Suicide.

Disclaimer: The above text may not be factually correct or even if it is, what can I do! It is only meant to satiate the human need for the phenomenon called laughter and is in no way designed or constructed to hurt the feelings of people, and consequentially lead to the deaths of 35 or so people in a mosque or military area somewhere. Any resemblance to a person, living or dead, is merely coincidental and entirely God’s fault.

30.11.2008 Enemies of the Ahle Bayt (A.S.), Humorous, World 26 Comments