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Posted on December 4, 2010 by

When The Cold Winds Smash Against The Heights Of Beghairti…

Finally Karachiites can breathe a sigh of relief, for the long awaited cold winds have arrived to give us goosebumps and make our teeth go t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t… My first encounter with these winds was tonight, when I went with Danish to the airport. When we got out of the car, we literally peed in our pants Read More

Posted on December 14, 2008 by

Allah And The Intricacies Of Space-Time

I asked a question “The Universe is billions of years old. How old then, is Allah?” Well, here’s the answer after a long wait. Asking “How old?” implies a measurement of time. Now we all know that time started when the Universe was created. And so did space. But this reduces our frame of thought. Read More

Posted on December 3, 2008 by

SAWJ’s GRE Theory of Poopivity

The amount of poop produced on the GRE is directly proportional to the difficulty of the questions, and inversely proportional to the time provided for the test and the degree of consciousness of the test taker. If P is the amount of poop produced, D is the difficulty of the questions, t is the time Read More