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Posted on July 1, 2009 by

Another Tax, And Some Socrates…

A judge charged a man with a Rs 10,800 fine in a rape case. The man asked, “Why Rs 10,800?” The judge replied, “Rs 10,000 for rape and 8% Entertainment Tax by Zardari.” ****** In ancient Greece (469 – 399 BC), Socrates was widely lauded for his wisdom. One day the great philosopher came upon Read More

Posted on June 9, 2009 by

Tested Failure

I was chatting with Huda this morning. We were talking about studies and I proudly recounted the number of times I have failed in tests. And as I’ve not been writing anything here, I thought I’d do a little post on this topic to make you all…err…happy? I failed in my first ever test: Urdu Read More

Posted on December 3, 2008 by

SAWJ’s GRE Theory of Poopivity

The amount of poop produced on the GRE is directly proportional to the difficulty of the questions, and inversely proportional to the time provided for the test and the degree of consciousness of the test taker. If P is the amount of poop produced, D is the difficulty of the questions, t is the time Read More