Posted on July 1, 2009 by

Another Tax, And Some Socrates…

A judge charged a man with a Rs 10,800 fine in a rape case. The man asked, “Why Rs 10,800?” The judge replied, “Rs 10,000 for rape and 8% Entertainment Tax by Zardari.” ****** In ancient Greece (469 – 399 BC), Socrates was widely lauded for his wisdom. One day the great philosopher came upon Read More

Posted on September 19, 2008 by

اوپر والا جب بھی دیتا، دیتا چھپر پھاڑ کے

At ten in the morning, I woke up to see my mother on the phone. She looked at me and said, “Your sister has secured the first position in her ACCA Financial Accounting paper in all of Pakistan.” I thought: “Again?“ Mom: “I want you to get 90% marks on your TOEFL, do you understand?” Read More