Hoping to be human someday!

Apology

Monday, December 29th, 2008

The following few posts on this blog will be on the controversial statements by Mr. Zakir Naik regarding the event of Karbala in 61 AH. I understand that these posts may hurt the feelings of his fans and others also may not like them. Some of you might be angry and hate me forever but my only motive through these posts is to spread truth and defeat falsehood.

You have all been awesome people and I don’t want to make you feel bad. If I hurt you, I’m sorry. That is seriously not my intention. But I have to face the Prophet (S.A.W.W.) someday. Could be anytime so I don’t want to say that I didn’t try or didn’t mean to.

Just don’t believe without proof.

29.12.2008 Captives of Karbala(A.S.), Enemies of the Ahle Bayt (A.S.), History, Husain(A.S), Martyrs Of Karbala(A.S.), Me, Muhammad(S.A.W.W.), Religious 33 Comments

SAWJ’s GRE Theory of Poopivity

Wednesday, December 3rd, 2008

The amount of poop produced on the GRE is directly proportional to the difficulty of the questions, and inversely proportional to the time provided for the test and the degree of consciousness of the test taker.

If P is the amount of poop produced, D is the difficulty of the questions, t is the time allowed for the test and d is the degree of consciousness of the test taker, then by the above statement

P α D

and

P α 1/dt

Combining the above we get

P α D/dt

or

P = AD/dt

where

A is the absurdity co-efficient of the English Language section. The higher the value of A, the more the poop!

03.12.2008 Facts, General Knowledge, Humorous, Maths, Science 26 Comments