Hoping to be human someday!

Love Is Like Constipation

Monday, December 22nd, 2008

 

Constipation is like when you want to poop but can’t.

Love is like when you want to say it but can’t.

When you’re bold and timid at the same time.

When you feel hungry but can’t eat.

When your mind tells you to forget her yet there is a small voice that keeps reminding you of her.

When you actually like being depressed.

When you’re hurt and pleased at the same time.

When there is a head on collision between your heart and your brain, and the heart survives.

When you keep hoping for the slightest chance…the slightest chance of

 

Hell, love is worse than constipation!

 

Based on past experiences and…


A-Tag

Sunday, December 14th, 2008

Tagged by Lizzie and Siras. I hate you both! :P

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Rules:

  • IT’S HARDER THAN IT LOOKS!
  • TAG 10 PEOPLE INCLUDING THE ONE THAT SENT THIS TO YOU.
  • USE THE 1ST LETTER OF YOUR NAME TO ANSWER EACH OF THE FOLLOWING QUESTIONS.
  • THEY HAVE TO BE REAL PLACES, NAMES,THINGS. NOTHING MADE UP!
  • TRY TO USE DIFFERENT ANSWERS IF THE PERSON WHO TAGGED YOU HAD THE SAME 1ST INITIAL.
  • YOU CAN’T USE YOUR NAME FOR THE BOY/GIRL NAME QUESTION.

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SCATTERGORIES:

1. What is your name: Ali.

2. A 4 Letter word: Ants.

3. A Boys Name: Abbas.

4. A Girls Name: Aaminah.

5. An Occupation: Archaeologist.

6. A Color: A…A…As…Af…Ar…Ad…(stumped)...Aaarange?

7. Something you wear: (What the heck starts with A?) A shirt?

8. A Beverage: Apple Sidra.

9. A Food: Achar Chicken!

10. Something found in the bathroom: Achar Chicken, well processed.

11. A place: Aligarh.

12. A Reason for being late: America kidnapped me.

13. Something you shout: A**hole!

I tag Asma, Karachiwali, Safiullah, Raza, Hira, Anas, Ammar, Absar, Siras and Lizzie.

I should’ve chosen my name as SAWJ, crap!!!

When Children Turn Out To Be F***ing Bastards…

Sunday, November 23rd, 2008

Due to poverty, they dropped their parents on a footpath. Would their parents have done the same to them?