Hoping to be human someday!

Apology

Monday, December 29th, 2008

The following few posts on this blog will be on the controversial statements by Mr. Zakir Naik regarding the event of Karbala in 61 AH. I understand that these posts may hurt the feelings of his fans and others also may not like them. Some of you might be angry and hate me forever but my only motive through these posts is to spread truth and defeat falsehood.

You have all been awesome people and I don’t want to make you feel bad. If I hurt you, I’m sorry. That is seriously not my intention. But I have to face the Prophet (S.A.W.W.) someday. Could be anytime so I don’t want to say that I didn’t try or didn’t mean to.

Just don’t believe without proof.

Four Signs You May Be A Taliban

Sunday, November 30th, 2008

Four signs you may be a Taliban:

  • You have more wives than teeth.
  • You own a $5000 Rocket Launcher but can’t afford shoes.
  • You refine Heroin but have a moral objection to Beer.

And most significantly,

  • You think vests come in two styles: Bulletproof and Suicide.

Disclaimer: The above text may not be factually correct or even if it is, what can I do! It is only meant to satiate the human need for the phenomenon called laughter and is in no way designed or constructed to hurt the feelings of people, and consequentially lead to the deaths of 35 or so people in a mosque or military area somewhere. Any resemblance to a person, living or dead, is merely coincidental and entirely God’s fault.

Hello Muslims, Here’s A “Shirk”-alicious Question For You!

Wednesday, November 19th, 2008

Let’s say, there’s an engineer who designs a satellite. The life of the satellite is long enough and he sends it into space with 100 years of fuel. There’s no chance that the satellite will get destroyed and not be able to complete it’s 100 years. But after 25 years, the engineer dies!

Now the question is: Will the satellite stop working with the engineer’s death and not complete it’s 100 years?

If you think yes, you don’t possess the IQ to read on. Please stop reading right here!

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If you thought no, here’s the real question:

Allah designed this Universe to perfection, there’s no chance of it getting destroyed by external force. He wrote all that is to happen in the Loh (book) with the Qalam (pen) [I hope you do know about the Loh-o-Qalam]. But after 25 years of creating this Universe, Allah died. This Universe will work perfectly as designed till the day it’s supposed to die. Is there any proof that Allah is still alive?

SAWJ’s Note: Get everyone you can to answer this question. Save my beliefs please! No lectures, prove it to me! Okay I was playing with you guys when I typed that but still, do try your luck at answering the question.

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