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Love Is Like Constipation

Monday, December 22nd, 2008

 

Constipation is like when you want to poop but can’t.

Love is like when you want to say it but can’t.

When you’re bold and timid at the same time.

When you feel hungry but can’t eat.

When your mind tells you to forget her yet there is a small voice that keeps reminding you of her.

When you actually like being depressed.

When you’re hurt and pleased at the same time.

When there is a head on collision between your heart and your brain, and the heart survives.

When you keep hoping for the slightest chance…the slightest chance of…

 

Hell, love is worse than constipation!

 

Based on past experiences and…


22.12.2008 Me, Rants, Reflections, Women 74 Comments

SAWJ’s GRE Theory of Poopivity

Wednesday, December 3rd, 2008

The amount of poop produced on the GRE is directly proportional to the difficulty of the questions, and inversely proportional to the time provided for the test and the degree of consciousness of the test taker.

If P is the amount of poop produced, D is the difficulty of the questions, t is the time allowed for the test and d is the degree of consciousness of the test taker, then by the above statement

P α D

and

P α 1/dt

Combining the above we get

P α D/dt

or

P = AD/dt

where

A is the absurdity co-efficient of the English Language section. The higher the value of A, the more the poop!

03.12.2008 Facts, General Knowledge, Humorous, Maths, Science 26 Comments