poop

Posted on December 22, 2008 by

Love Is Like Constipation

 Constipation is like when you want to poop but can’t. Love is like when you want to say it but can’t. When you’re bold and timid at the same time. When you feel hungry but can’t eat. When your mind tells you to forget her yet there is a small voice that keeps reminding Read More

Posted on December 3, 2008 by

SAWJ’s GRE Theory of Poopivity

The amount of poop produced on the GRE is directly proportional to the difficulty of the questions, and inversely proportional to the time provided for the test and the degree of consciousness of the test taker. If P is the amount of poop produced, D is the difficulty of the questions, t is the time Read More