Four signs you may be a Taliban:
- You have more wives than teeth.
- You own a $5000 Rocket Launcher but can’t afford shoes.
- You refine Heroin but have a moral objection to Beer.
And most significantly,
- You think vests come in two styles: Bulletproof and Suicide.
Disclaimer: The above text may not be factually correct or even if it is, what can I do! It is only meant to satiate the human need for the phenomenon called laughter and is in no way designed or constructed to hurt the feelings of people, and consequentially lead to the deaths of 35 or so people in a mosque or military area somewhere. Any resemblance to a person, living or dead, is merely coincidental and entirely God’s fault.
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