“A sleeping person can awaken by a single drop of water but if a nation goes to sleep then to wake it up, the blood drops of martyrs are needed!”
Ali (A.S.)
A-Tag
Sunday, December 14th, 2008Tagged by Lizzie and Siras. I hate you both! 
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Rules:
- IT’S HARDER THAN IT LOOKS!
- TAG 10 PEOPLE INCLUDING THE ONE THAT SENT THIS TO YOU.
- USE THE 1ST LETTER OF YOUR NAME TO ANSWER EACH OF THE FOLLOWING QUESTIONS.
- THEY HAVE TO BE REAL PLACES, NAMES,THINGS. NOTHING MADE UP!
- TRY TO USE DIFFERENT ANSWERS IF THE PERSON WHO TAGGED YOU HAD THE SAME 1ST INITIAL.
- YOU CAN’T USE YOUR NAME FOR THE BOY/GIRL NAME QUESTION.
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SCATTERGORIES:
1. What is your name: Ali.
2. A 4 Letter word: Ants.
3. A Boys Name: Abbas.
4. A Girls Name: Aaminah.
5. An Occupation: Archaeologist.
6. A Color: A…A…As…Af…Ar…Ad…(stumped)...Aaarange?
7. Something you wear: (What the heck starts with A?) A shirt?
8. A Beverage: Apple Sidra.
9. A Food: Achar Chicken!
10. Something found in the bathroom: Achar Chicken, well processed.
11. A place: Aligarh.
12. A Reason for being late: America kidnapped me.
13. Something you shout: A**hole!
I tag Asma, Karachiwali, Safiullah, Raza, Hira, Anas, Ammar, Absar, Siras and Lizzie.
I should’ve chosen my name as SAWJ, crap!!!
Four Signs You May Be A Taliban
Sunday, November 30th, 2008Four signs you may be a Taliban:
- You have more wives than teeth.
- You own a $5000 Rocket Launcher but can’t afford shoes.
- You refine Heroin but have a moral objection to Beer.
And most significantly,
- You think vests come in two styles: Bulletproof and Suicide.
Disclaimer: The above text may not be factually correct or even if it is, what can I do! It is only meant to satiate the human need for the phenomenon called laughter and is in no way designed or constructed to hurt the feelings of people, and consequentially lead to the deaths of 35 or so people in a mosque or military area somewhere. Any resemblance to a person, living or dead, is merely coincidental and entirely God’s fault.
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