Mom: I’m going to buy two gold sets for your sister. Me: What the hell? Meray liye do chaddiyon kay paisay nahin aur us ke liye gold set? Mom: MEEHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! ***** Me: Pakistan ne Australia ki le li hai match mein full-time! Mom: Kya le li hai? Me: Kuch nahin bhai kuch nahin…KUCH NAHIN! ***** Read More
So all you sonsofbitches wanting to mess with Pakistan better think twice. Because someone’s ready and waiting to kick your bloody ass red!
In the last few days, we saw enough chaos throughout Pakistan (at least on Geo TV) to believe that the end of the PPP government was near. The bald lion with hair implants and no balls, was leading the long march towards the capital to crap on the ConstipationÂ Constitution Avenue, and ultimately on the Read More
I’m back. Where was I? Well, my grandmother called me and I went to pay her a visit. I am now officially a Zaair of Lady Zainab Binte Ali (S.A.), Princess of Islam and Queen of Syria! Man, what a peaceful visit! No tension, no problems, nothing to bug me. Just me and my thoughts, Read More