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MSN Astrology Don’t Know When To Quit

Wednesday, December 24th, 2008

Your horoscope for December 24, 2008

The romance in the air is palpable. Women can’t seem to keep their eyes (or hands!) off of you today. Maybe it’s that new cologne you’re wearing, or your warm and generous demeanor. Don’t discount their advances as idle flirtations. One woman, in particular, is quite serious. If you’re already in a committed relationship, spend some one-on-one time together tonight.

Can somebody please hack them?

24.12.2008 Internet, Me, Rants, Women 37 Comments

I Wanna Kick MSN Astrology’s Ass!

Tuesday, December 23rd, 2008

Your horoscope for December 23, 2008

You could feel things take off in your romantic life today, Ali. If you have been single for a while, you might find yourself engaged in a charming flirtation now. You could meet someone whose sense of humor is a match for your own! You’ll have fun bantering back and forth, sharing your clever thoughts about life. A nice spark of chemistry should be there, too, and affections could be flamed.

WTF?!

I’m trying to get over it here and…

Talk about the right horoscope at the wrong time!

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Finally when my mood was getting better, these assholes…

23.12.2008 Internet, Me, Rants, Women 45 Comments

A “SAWJ” Quiz

Tuesday, December 16th, 2008

It’s time for another quiz. And a good one this time.

What does “SAWJ” mean?

SAWJ’s Note: Those who know, specially Safi and Absar, and maybe Anas, are requested to keep their mouths shut. Please don’t spoil the fun by being an ass! :P Let’s see what everyone comes up with.

And it’s 18th Zilhajj, so Eid-e-Ghadeer Mubarak!

16.12.2008 Facts, General Knowledge, Me, Muhammad(S.A.W.W.) 74 Comments

A-Tag

Sunday, December 14th, 2008

Tagged by Lizzie and Siras. I hate you both! :P

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Rules:

  • IT’S HARDER THAN IT LOOKS!
  • TAG 10 PEOPLE INCLUDING THE ONE THAT SENT THIS TO YOU.
  • USE THE 1ST LETTER OF YOUR NAME TO ANSWER EACH OF THE FOLLOWING QUESTIONS.
  • THEY HAVE TO BE REAL PLACES, NAMES,THINGS. NOTHING MADE UP!
  • TRY TO USE DIFFERENT ANSWERS IF THE PERSON WHO TAGGED YOU HAD THE SAME 1ST INITIAL.
  • YOU CAN’T USE YOUR NAME FOR THE BOY/GIRL NAME QUESTION.

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SCATTERGORIES:

1. What is your name: Ali.

2. A 4 Letter word: Ants.

3. A Boys Name: Abbas.

4. A Girls Name: Aaminah.

5. An Occupation: Archaeologist.

6. A Color: A…A…As…Af…Ar…Ad…(stumped)...Aaarange?

7. Something you wear: (What the heck starts with A?) A shirt?

8. A Beverage: Apple Sidra.

9. A Food: Achar Chicken!

10. Something found in the bathroom: Achar Chicken, well processed.

11. A place: Aligarh.

12. A Reason for being late: America kidnapped me.

13. Something you shout: A**hole!

I tag Asma, Karachiwali, Safiullah, Raza, Hira, Anas, Ammar, Absar, Siras and Lizzie.

I should’ve chosen my name as SAWJ, crap!!!

14.12.2008 Me 34 Comments