Before Eid-ul-Azha, i.e. Bakra-Eid, there suddenly spread news in the Pathan section of Banaras colony that the Mahajirs were running towards them.
Fearing a clash, the Pathans closed their doors and sat down with guns on their roofs. But nothing happened.
Later on, when it was inquired from the Mahajirs as to why they had been running towards the Pathans, they replied:
وہ تو ہماری گائے بھاگ گئی تھی۔ ہم اس کا پیچھا کر رہے تھے۔
I just woke up to hear that Geo News had been blocked today across Karachi, Hyderabad and various areas of Sindh.
I heard that it was done by cable operators. Well, you can’t really blame them, people like to have a little peace once in a while. And it also coincides with the date Geo was banned on last year. Perhaps the cable operators were celebrating the anniversary of the longer, although temporary, peace of mind they got a year ago!
Or maybe it was a bamboo from the government. Maybe, they decided to relieve their own anger on getting bamboos from all countries over financial aid, even Friends of Pakistan who just declared that they are not here for monetary aid but to support the damn Bhuttocracy in Pakistan.
Right now, Geo is having a smashing time showing how poor little Geo channels were banned by bad bad Mushy. Way to go Mushy, do put this on your resume to let people know you did some Geo butt-kicking in your last days. If we ignore your other acheivements, this is the single greatest one that can get you a Nobel peace prize, or if it exists, a Nobel ass-kicking prize! 
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