Hoping to be human someday!

Love Is Like Constipation

Monday, December 22nd, 2008

 

Constipation is like when you want to poop but can’t.

Love is like when you want to say it but can’t.

When you’re bold and timid at the same time.

When you feel hungry but can’t eat.

When your mind tells you to forget her yet there is a small voice that keeps reminding you of her.

When you actually like being depressed.

When you’re hurt and pleased at the same time.

When there is a head on collision between your heart and your brain, and the heart survives.

When you keep hoping for the slightest chance…the slightest chance of

 

Hell, love is worse than constipation!

 

Based on past experiences and…


Temporary Peace

Monday, November 17th, 2008

I just woke up to hear that Geo News had been blocked today across Karachi, Hyderabad and various areas of Sindh.

I heard that it was done by cable operators. Well, you can’t really blame them, people like to have a little peace once in a while. And it also coincides with the date Geo was banned on last year. Perhaps the cable operators were celebrating the anniversary of the longer, although temporary, peace of mind they got a year ago!

Or maybe it was a bamboo from the government. Maybe, they decided to relieve their own anger on getting bamboos from all countries over financial aid, even Friends of Pakistan who just declared that they are not here for monetary aid but to support the damn Bhuttocracy in Pakistan.

Right now, Geo is having a smashing time showing how poor little Geo channels were banned by bad bad Mushy. Way to go Mushy, do put this on your resume to let people know you did some Geo butt-kicking in your last days. If we ignore your other acheivements, this is the single greatest one that can get you a Nobel peace prize, or if it exists, a Nobel ass-kicking prize! :D