Hoping to be human someday!

Aakhir Abba Kis Ke Hain!

Monday, July 13th, 2009

I went out with my cousins and sister to Arena for bowling on Saturday, and for dinner later in the night. If I go out, it’s fine but my sister has to seek my father’s permission to go on such occasions. (Thank God I was spared the misery of being a daughter! :D )

We were told to return by midnight (Dad gets angry if sis stays out later than midnight) but we got late, like really late…we went for dinner at 12 a.m. Told mom that we would be late.

Later, when we were eating, Mom called me to ask where we were. Told her we were eating and would be back in half an hour.

When we came home at two-thirty, Mom was angry as expected.

Reason for anger: Your father woke me up around two to find out where you two were goofing around and wait for you, and calmly went to sleep himself!

In Urdu (On Raapchick’s request): Tumharay Baba bhi ajeeb hain. Mujhay utha diya ke tum log nahin aaye aur khud mazay se jaa ke so gayay!

13.07.2009 Humorous, Me, Women 54 Comments

I…AM…SAWJ!

Thursday, December 25th, 2008

She knows now. We’re fine.

Won’t be talking for a while, need to get my head straightened out.

Cigs help. ;)

I asked my friend to come over last night to give me some company. Went out to distribute cards of his friend’s sister’s wedding, smoked four cigs in the span of an hour and then had a late night (after midnight) dinner at a local fast food restaurant. First full meal in days, had to force most of it down though. :D

Got some ice-cream for my sister and then went back home.

Put on Pineapple Express. It’s a funny movie but didn’t enjoy it much.

We both went to the roof and I smoked three consecutive Dunhill Lights for the first time in my life. Usually, one is more than enough to make me go tuuunnnnn and three are more than enough to make me puke my insides out. But nothing happened last night.

Felt better, came down, finished the movie. Friend went back home, I went to sleep after four.

Woke up at ten, usual habit, but forced myself to go to sleep again. Woke up at noon and here I am.

Feeling better now, hope to go out today too.

Yet there’s a thread running in the background. Have to kill it. Where’s the goddamn Task Manager?

This is not me. I never friggin pictured myself this way!

For God’s sake, I…AM…SAWJ!

25.12.2008 Me, Rants, Reflections, Women 72 Comments

Threaded Comments Off AT 0000 Hours PST Tonight

Sunday, November 16th, 2008

I’m going to turn the Threaded Comments plugin off at midnight today i.e. 0000 hours Pakistan Standard Time (PST) (if I can wait till then). Please do not use the Reply link for your comments on this post or any post after this one. Thanks.

SAWJ’s Note: Threaded  Comments are officially off! (Sounds cheesy? Yeah!)

16.11.2008 Internet, Me 14 Comments