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Teer Toota, Sher Aaya…Bhaingay Ke Saath

Monday, March 16th, 2009

In the last few days, we saw enough chaos throughout Pakistan (at least on Geo TV) to believe that the end of the PPP government was near. The bald lion with hair implants and no balls, was leading the long march towards the capital to crap on the Constipation Constitution Avenue, and ultimately on the country. The government set up many hurdles from Karachi to Islamabad and all over the country to try to keep the capital city clean (it’s far easier than the sanitary work required after any long march).

But the marchers were not to be stopped. The laxative of “foreign exchange” imported from India, and that locally manufactured in Raiwind, was forcing them to keep going. One guy had it so bad that he took his pants off on the way and Express News made live coverage of the incident, breaking the record “We Report First” streak of Geo News.


Since it began, the lawyers’ movement has been a cause of great instability in Pakistan. Yes you read that right, asshole! If it’s responsible for bringing democracy to Pakistan, Musharraf’s resignation, etc then it’s also responsible for the increase in terrorism, decline in economy, moral decline (see video above) and the Mumbai attacks. Okay, that’s outside Pakistan. How about the Marriott bombing?

Lawyers never questioning the motives of Nawaz Sharif in his stand for the independence of judiciary, when he is guilty of having it attacked in his last tenure as PM of Pakistan, makes me doubt the credibility of their own stand as well. Even the media forgot about it. So as I see it, all this support for Chauhdry comes from liars and hypocrites, and those fooled by them. As for Nawaz, we can all see that he’s using the lawyer’s movement to joyride into the PM house. Or the presidency. That is, if Zardari leaves. Speaking about Zardari, see this.

Throughout this comical episode, many promises were made.

Welcome back, Mr. Chauhdry, it’s time to stand up to your claims. So wipe that smile off your face and get to work. And get a toilet paper roll too because if you don’t live up to your talk, the real citizens of this country are coming to make you shit your pants.

16.03.2009 Pakistan, Political, Society 16 Comments

Wear a Black Armband as a symbol of your disagreement

Monday, August 18th, 2008

Wear a Black Armband as a symbol of your disagreement.

Musharraf’s resignation took with it the last ray of hope. The NRO was not revoked and the country is in the hands of thieves and looters. There is an impression that the whole Nation is united in this decision and is celebrating, whereas many of us who see this as a dark step in the plan to destabilize Pakistan are depressed and disappointed. The media has as usual picked a biased side, and continues to celebrate in the hype that it has itself created. President Musharraf did have supporters, and there are many who did not want him to resign, but amidst the shouts of these politically charged conspirators, our voices are unheard.

Show your stance against the resignation by the President, by wearing a black armband. The most peaceful, quiet and non-provoking way to show your disagreement. We have seen the lawyers do it, the NGO’s and their human rights, the politicians and their selfish agendas. Why not use this way for once solely for the sake of Pakistan

Wear the armband as:

  • A symbol of our feelings, our disappointment over the president’s departure.
  • A protest against the government and its conspiracy that has now unfolded. We stand united for Pakistan and its sovereignty.
  • A reminder to the government, that now that Musharraf is no longer there to be used as an excuse for the government’s follies, we are awaiting action. There are issues waiting to be addressed, and if Musharraf was the only hindrance, we want them to be tackled. The government is in the Nation’s courtroom, and it is answerable to us…we are the ones passing the judgment.

It is not an antagonistic protest; it is merely a form of expression, to show that we disagree, to show that we want CHANGE, to show that this nation s not blind {or indifferent}. Musharraf’s problems may have ended, but this government’s have just begun. United, we stand.

By Laila Sohail

18.08.2008 Pakistan, Political, Society 1 Comment