Hoping to be human someday!

Are You Smart Enough?

Friday, November 28th, 2008

Are you smart? Find out here. And post your score (numeric too!) in the comments.

They had a Super IQ Test too. Don’t know why they removed it but it was awesome!

Hello Muslims, Here’s A “Shirk”-alicious Question For You!

Wednesday, November 19th, 2008

Let’s say, there’s an engineer who designs a satellite. The life of the satellite is long enough and he sends it into space with 100 years of fuel. There’s no chance that the satellite will get destroyed and not be able to complete it’s 100 years. But after 25 years, the engineer dies!

Now the question is: Will the satellite stop working with the engineer’s death and not complete it’s 100 years?

If you think yes, you don’t possess the IQ to read on. Please stop reading right here!

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If you thought no, here’s the real question:

Allah designed this Universe to perfection, there’s no chance of it getting destroyed by external force. He wrote all that is to happen in the Loh (book) with the Qalam (pen) [I hope you do know about the Loh-o-Qalam]. But after 25 years of creating this Universe, Allah died. This Universe will work perfectly as designed till the day it’s supposed to die. Is there any proof that Allah is still alive?

SAWJ’s Note: Get everyone you can to answer this question. Save my beliefs please! No lectures, prove it to me! Okay I was playing with you guys when I typed that but still, do try your luck at answering the question.

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اوپر والا جب بھی دیتا، دیتا چھپر پھاڑ کے

Friday, September 19th, 2008

At ten in the morning, I woke up to see my mother on the phone. She looked at me and said, “Your sister has secured the first position in her ACCA Financial Accounting paper in all of Pakistan.”

I thought: “Again?

Mom: “I want you to get 90% marks on your TOEFL, do you understand?”

Me: “Huh???”

اوپر والا جب بھی لیتا، لیتا چھپر پھاڑ کے

Sometime later my sister called again.

My mother turned to me, “Your sister has also gotten the third position in her Financial Accounting and the fourth position in her Tax paper in the whole world!”

I thought: “That explains the low IQ rate of the world!”

Mom: “I want you to top your TOEFL in the whole world, understand?”

Me: *blank look on face*

SAWJ’s Note: This is a modified version of events to make them sound funny. You don’t know what I had to bear!