Hoping to be human someday!

The Origin of SAWJ

Saturday, December 27th, 2008

This may be the last of cheerful posts for a while as hopefully Muharram starts on Monday and then I’ll be running Zakir Naik’s ass all over the place, as promised to someone. :)

And I’ve quit smoking so be happy guys! :P

And be happy too that the Los Angeles Lakers brought the 19-game winning streak of the Boston Celtics to a halt on Christmas. Yippee-kaiyeay (find rest of the sentence at the end of any Die-Hard movie)! ;)

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I’ve always been one of those guys who wanted to be cool. At times, I would try and make cool things out of my name. One of them was summing up my initials to see what they formed, i.e., SAWJ.

But I wasn’t happy with it then. I mean, it does sound cheesy. :D

Khair, I was on a similar mission during my Intermediate years, trying to make something cool out of it. And then I discovered that SAWJ could be distorted to sound “savage”. ;)

So I made an email address as lethallysawj@hotmail.com and asked all my friends to pronounce it lethallysavage@hotmail.com. But friends can be real assholes and they did the exact opposite. They started teasing me by the name SAWJ.

As time passed, I actually started to like it. It was unique and it did give me a sense of closeness to my friends. And now I’ve become used to it. Almost all the dudes call me that now.

Now, I am…SAWJ!

But that don’t mean I don’t like my real and full names. Because they are my identity. My pride. Hell, if I tell you guys the real meaning of my first name, you will all call me a heretic and send a suicide bomber over. :P

SAWJ also acts as a cover for my real name, a box which protects the valuables.

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Cheesy post? Sorry! :)

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UPDATE: I forgot to write this. :D

My new jacket has been acting as my second skin these days. I wear it all the time, everyone’s praised it and it’s very cool! Cost me 3000 ruppees and my father was well-beyond angry. I saw a leather jacket at the shop too, made of sheep-skin and still smelling of sheep. It was 6000 ruppees! Had I bought that, my father would’ve made a jacket out of SAWJ-skin!

A-Tag

Sunday, December 14th, 2008

Tagged by Lizzie and Siras. I hate you both! :P

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Rules:

  • IT’S HARDER THAN IT LOOKS!
  • TAG 10 PEOPLE INCLUDING THE ONE THAT SENT THIS TO YOU.
  • USE THE 1ST LETTER OF YOUR NAME TO ANSWER EACH OF THE FOLLOWING QUESTIONS.
  • THEY HAVE TO BE REAL PLACES, NAMES,THINGS. NOTHING MADE UP!
  • TRY TO USE DIFFERENT ANSWERS IF THE PERSON WHO TAGGED YOU HAD THE SAME 1ST INITIAL.
  • YOU CAN’T USE YOUR NAME FOR THE BOY/GIRL NAME QUESTION.

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SCATTERGORIES:

1. What is your name: Ali.

2. A 4 Letter word: Ants.

3. A Boys Name: Abbas.

4. A Girls Name: Aaminah.

5. An Occupation: Archaeologist.

6. A Color: A…A…As…Af…Ar…Ad…(stumped)...Aaarange?

7. Something you wear: (What the heck starts with A?) A shirt?

8. A Beverage: Apple Sidra.

9. A Food: Achar Chicken!

10. Something found in the bathroom: Achar Chicken, well processed.

11. A place: Aligarh.

12. A Reason for being late: America kidnapped me.

13. Something you shout: A**hole!

I tag Asma, Karachiwali, Safiullah, Raza, Hira, Anas, Ammar, Absar, Siras and Lizzie.

I should’ve chosen my name as SAWJ, crap!!!