Hoping to be human someday!

SAWJ’s GRE Theory of Poopivity

Wednesday, December 3rd, 2008

The amount of poop produced on the GRE is directly proportional to the difficulty of the questions, and inversely proportional to the time provided for the test and the degree of consciousness of the test taker.

If P is the amount of poop produced, D is the difficulty of the questions, t is the time allowed for the test and d is the degree of consciousness of the test taker, then by the above statement

P α D

and

P α 1/dt

Combining the above we get

P α D/dt

or

P = AD/dt

where

A is the absurdity co-efficient of the English Language section. The higher the value of A, the more the poop!

Some Keywords Leading To My Blog

Wednesday, November 12th, 2008

I did a little research on what leads people to my blog. Among the keywords searched, I found the following pretty interesting:

  • “blog” and “sherry rehman”
  • aash dob
  • daughter of president pervaiz musharraf   [Saalay tharki kahin ke!]
  • doros ali jafri   [WTF?!?]
  • forwarded email revenge
  • gre exam beard passport   [What's GRE got to do with beard and passport?]
  • orkut pakistan ali kayani   [Who's that?]
  • pakistan + economy + india?
  • pakistan bankrupt   [Still time!]
  • passport control american sayings
  • plumbing slogins  
  • sardar jokes, in his new job  
  • sawj movies   [Didn't know I was a famous movie star!]
  • suzuki carrier
  • hashmi ispaghol   [There's a limit to everything!]
  • پٹھان    [Okay, this one's legit! :mrgreen: ]