Posted on December 27, 2008 by

The Origin of SAWJ

This may be the last of cheerful posts for a while as hopefully Muharram starts on Monday and then I’ll be running Zakir Naik’s ass all over the place, as promised to someone. And I’ve quit smoking so be happy guys! And be happy too that the Los Angeles Lakers brought the 19-game winning streak Read More

Posted on December 23, 2008 by

I Wanna Kick MSN Astrology’s Ass!

Your horoscope for December 23, 2008 You could feel things take off in your romantic life today, Ali. If you have been single for a while, you might find yourself engaged in a charming flirtation now. You could meet someone whose sense of humor is a match for your own! You’ll have fun bantering back Read More

Posted on November 12, 2008 by

Some Keywords Leading To My Blog

I did a little research on what leads people to my blog. Among the keywords searched, I found the following pretty interesting: “blog” and “sherry rehman” aash dob daughter of president pervaiz musharraf  [Saalay tharki kahin ke!] doros ali jafri  [WTF?!?] forwarded email revenge gre exam beard passport  [What’s GRE got to Read More

Posted on September 30, 2008 by

Of TOEFL, Passports, Murghas and [Beep]s

I decided to give my TOEFL last Sunday, 28th Sept. I registered six days before the test, paid $25 late fees with the actual $150. Printed my admin card and saw that I needed a valid passport to give the test. This passport clause is for Pakistan, India and Bangladesh only. (See what a good Read More