Hoping to be human someday!

Love Is Like Constipation

Monday, December 22nd, 2008

 

Constipation is like when you want to poop but can’t.

Love is like when you want to say it but can’t.

When you’re bold and timid at the same time.

When you feel hungry but can’t eat.

When your mind tells you to forget her yet there is a small voice that keeps reminding you of her.

When you actually like being depressed.

When you’re hurt and pleased at the same time.

When there is a head on collision between your heart and your brain, and the heart survives.

When you keep hoping for the slightest chance…the slightest chance of

 

Hell, love is worse than constipation!

 

Based on past experiences and…


The Karachi Bloggers Meetup!

Monday, December 1st, 2008

Yes, there’s going to be a Karachi Bloggers meetup too!

From their registration page:

Event Website: http://www.facebook.com/event.php?eid=38794231298

The idea is to encourage Internet users & bloggers to meet offline as well. Senior bloggers get a chance to share knowledge & experience. New wanna-be bloggers can learn from the local success stories and network with leaders & professionals in this field.

Date & Time: Saturday, Dec 06, 2008
Venue: TBA soon
Organizer: CIO Pakistan in association with Google Pakistan
Contact 1: Badar Khushnood ; +92.300.8486070 ; badar@google.com
Contact 2: Mehjabeen Sheikh ; +92.21.4255022 ; mehjabeen.shaikh@rasalagroup.org

Since we have limited seats, registration (FREE) in advance is mandatory.

Register here.

Hello Muslims, Here’s A “Shirk”-alicious Question For You!

Wednesday, November 19th, 2008

Let’s say, there’s an engineer who designs a satellite. The life of the satellite is long enough and he sends it into space with 100 years of fuel. There’s no chance that the satellite will get destroyed and not be able to complete it’s 100 years. But after 25 years, the engineer dies!

Now the question is: Will the satellite stop working with the engineer’s death and not complete it’s 100 years?

If you think yes, you don’t possess the IQ to read on. Please stop reading right here!

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If you thought no, here’s the real question:

Allah designed this Universe to perfection, there’s no chance of it getting destroyed by external force. He wrote all that is to happen in the Loh (book) with the Qalam (pen) [I hope you do know about the Loh-o-Qalam]. But after 25 years of creating this Universe, Allah died. This Universe will work perfectly as designed till the day it’s supposed to die. Is there any proof that Allah is still alive?

SAWJ’s Note: Get everyone you can to answer this question. Save my beliefs please! No lectures, prove it to me! Okay I was playing with you guys when I typed that but still, do try your luck at answering the question.

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