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Road Rage: I hate it when…

Tuesday, August 5th, 2008

I hate it when:

  • People drive slow in the fast lane and hinder my speed…
  • Don’t get the heck out of my way when I honk at them…
  • Park in the middle of the road…
  • Don’t have the decency to move their car to the side when it breaks down…
  • Mend punctures in the middle of the road…
  • Have their fog lights on for no reason and blind me, either from behind through the mirrors or from head-on…
  • Have fancy colored high intensity blinding lights with effect as above…
  • When bicyclists claim the fast lane as their Abba Jaan’s…
  • When stupid people with stupidly slow cars and stupidly low driving skills stop me from making a perfect curve at high speed on the curving flyovers (e.g. FTC, Karsaz, Hasan Square flyovers)…
  • I forgot…