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Love Is Like Constipation

Monday, December 22nd, 2008

 

Constipation is like when you want to poop but can’t.

Love is like when you want to say it but can’t.

When you’re bold and timid at the same time.

When you feel hungry but can’t eat.

When your mind tells you to forget her yet there is a small voice that keeps reminding you of her.

When you actually like being depressed.

When you’re hurt and pleased at the same time.

When there is a head on collision between your heart and your brain, and the heart survives.

When you keep hoping for the slightest chance…the slightest chance of…

 

Hell, love is worse than constipation!

 

Based on past experiences and…


22.12.2008 Me, Rants, Reflections, Women 74 Comments

Brain Teasers

Friday, December 12th, 2008

You guys work on these brain teasers while I work on tweaking my blogs.

  1. A murderer is condemned to death. He has to choose between three rooms. The first is full of raging fires, the second is full of assassins with loaded guns, and the third is full of lions that haven’t eaten in 3 years. Which room is safest for him?
  2. A woman shoots her husband. Then she holds him under water for over 5 minutes. Finally, she hangs him. But 5 minutes later they both go out and enjoy a wonderful dinner together. How can this be?
  3. Can you name three consecutive days without using the words Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, or Sunday?
  4. This is an unusual paragraph. I’m curious how quickly you can find out what is so unusual about it. It looks so plain you would think nothing was wrong with it. In fact, nothing is wrong with it! It is unusual though. Study it, and think about it, but you still may not find anything odd. But if you work at it a bit, you might find out.

12.12.2008 General Knowledge, Science 12 Comments