At ten in the morning, I woke up to see my mother on the phone. She looked at me and said, “Your sister has secured the first position in her ACCA Financial Accounting paper in all of Pakistan.”
I thought: “Again?“
Mom: “I want you to get 90% marks on your TOEFL, do you understand?”
Me: “Huh???”
اوپر والا جب بھی لیتا، لیتا چھپر پھاڑ کے
Sometime later my sister called again.
My mother turned to me, “Your sister has also gotten the third position in her Financial Accounting and the fourth position in her Tax paper in the whole world!”
I thought: “That explains the low IQ rate of the world!”
Mom: “I want you to top your TOEFL in the whole world, understand?”
Me: *blank look on face*
SAWJ’s Note: This is a modified version of events to make them sound funny. You don’t know what I had to bear!
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