Posted on December 3, 2008 by

SAWJ’s GRE Theory of Poopivity

The amount of poop produced on the GRE is directly proportional to the difficulty of the questions, and inversely proportional to the time provided for the test and the degree of consciousness of the test taker. If P is the amount of poop produced, D is the difficulty of the questions, t is the time Read More

Posted on November 30, 2008 by

Four Signs You May Be A Taliban

Four signs you may be a Taliban: You have more wives than teeth. You own a $5000 Rocket Launcher but can’t afford shoes. You refine Heroin but have a moral objection to Beer. And most significantly, You think vests come in two styles: Bulletproof and Suicide. Disclaimer: The above text may not be factually correct Read More