My Mom is one big, always-ready-to-erupt volcano of tension. She came up to me tonight and… You don’t sleep You don’t eat You smoke You don’t exercise You…and so on and so forth… What will become of you? Someone please tell her… “ARAY BHAYYA…AAL IS WELL!” Jab marna ho ga, mar jaayein ge.
It is now a custom that my Mom brings me fruit chaat and milk each night. The fruit chaat is made for the whole family to ensure an intake of fruits. I like the milk but I’m seriously bored of the fruit chaat. So I always say no. Not that she listens, but I do Read More
Mom got some K&N chicken burger patties from the nearby supermarket on Saturday. On Sunday, she made me a sandwich. Since then, I’ve been having the same sandwiches for breakfast everyday. Now here’s the thing with me: I don’t eat much. I have a sandwich for lunch, and if I feel hungry then I have Read More
Mom: ” I have decided that you will be married next year so if you like any girl, let me know by the end of this year. I have talked to your father and he has agreed.” Preferred Response: Me: “WHAT THE HELL?“ Actual Response: Me: “No way! I ain’t getting married, not until I’m Read More
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