Science

Posted on December 14, 2008 by

Allah And The Intricacies Of Space-Time

I asked a question “The Universe is billions of years old. How old then, is Allah?” Well, here’s the answer after a long wait. Asking “How old?” implies a measurement of time. Now we all know that time started when the Universe was created. And so did space. But this reduces our frame of thought. Read More

Posted on December 12, 2008 by

Brain Teasers

You guys work on these brain teasers while I work on tweaking my blogs. A murderer is condemned to death. He has to choose between three rooms. The first is full of raging fires, the second is full of assassins with loaded guns, and the third is full of lions that haven’t eaten in 3 Read More

Posted on December 3, 2008 by

SAWJ’s GRE Theory of Poopivity

The amount of poop produced on the GRE is directly proportional to the difficulty of the questions, and inversely proportional to the time provided for the test and the degree of consciousness of the test taker. If P is the amount of poop produced, D is the difficulty of the questions, t is the time Read More

Posted on March 21, 2008 by

Software Engineering Proverbs

KISS – “Keep it simple, stupid.” – Don’t use fancy features when simple ones suffice. RTFM – “Read the fascinating manual.” – Most complaints from the compiler can be solved by reading the book. Logical errors are something else. Make your documentation short but sweet. – Always document your variable declarations, and tell what each Read More

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