Who is the most powerful being of all?
Most Powerful Being
Thursday, December 24th, 2009Feeling Suicidal
Saturday, November 7th, 2009When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her. – David Bissonette
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After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can’t face each other, but still they stay together. – Sacha Guitry
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By all means marry… If you get a good wife, you’ll be happy. If you get a bad one, you’ll become a philosopher. - Socrates
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Woman inspires us to great things, and prevents us from achieving them. – Anonymous
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The great question…. which I have not been able to answer… is, “What does a woman want? - Dumas
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I had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs with me. - Sigmund Freud
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“Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays.” - Anonymous
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“There’s a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It’s called marriage.” – Sam Kinison
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“I’ve had bad luck with both my wives. The first one left me, and the second one didn’t.” - James Holt McGavra
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Two secrets to keep your marriage brimming:
- Whenever you’re wrong, admit it
- Whenever you’re right, shut up.
- Patrick Murra
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The most effective way to remember your wife’s birthday is to forget it once… – Nash
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You know what I did before I married? Anything I wanted to. - Anonymous
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My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met. – Henny Youngman
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A good wife always forgives her husband when she’s wrong. – Rodney Dangerfield
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A man inserted an ‘ad’ in the classifieds: “Wife wanted”.
Next day he received a hundred letters.
They all said the same thing: “You can have mine.”
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First Guy (proudly): “My wife’s an angel!”
Second Guy: “You’re lucky, mine’s still alive..”
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Credit goes to my uncle for sending these! 
25 Random Things About Me
Monday, October 19th, 2009Rules:
Once you’ve been tagged, you are supposed to write a note with 25 random things, facts, habits or goals about you. At the end, choose 25 people to be tagged. If I tagged you, its because I want to know more about you.
Comments:
DM is responsible for this piece. And tagging 25 people? Hahahaha, right!
The 25 Things That I Think I Know About Me:
- The places having the highest probability of my presence are: bathroom, computer, bed, computer, bathroom, computer.
- I like to think I’m a geek.
- I hate slow drivers, specially if I’m stuck in a car behind them.
- Speed might kill but it definitely thrills. And if it kills, what a way to die!
- I weighed 205 pounds once. Then I reduced to 180, then 160, then rose to 192. Now I’m 173.
- Bon Jovi and Metallica are my most favorite bands.
- This year was the worst of my entire life!
- I want to go to Iraq and Hijaz. Already been to Iran and Syria. But I’d like more opportunities.
- I am a Musharraf fan, through and through. Screw democracy, and Chauhdry.
- Pakistani chicks are the hottest!
- I was once a writer, and a poet as well.
- You can’t stop yourself from laughing if I’m in a good mood.
- I don’t like my voice.
- I drive very rashly if I’m pissed.
- Mosquitoes are feasting on my legs right now.
- I have a quick temper. Mess with me at the wrong time and you got it coming!
- I’ve learned to give people second chances.
- There can not be a conflict between two rights. One HAS to be wrong!
- I think…in the bathroom.
- I don’t like blood, except for my own.
- I like to share everything I like with close ones, be it friends or family.
- If I’m doing something I like, I pay no attention to the surroundings.
- I have the memory span of a goldfish. Never trust me to remember!
- I loved winters till December last year. Now I hate loneliness.
- I hate pretending but that doesn’t mean I reveal it all either. I don’t like the guilt of hurting anyone. But if you’re a friend and act like an asshole, you better protect your cojones!
I Tag:
Creation Of The Universe
Saturday, September 26th, 2009Mr. Anderson, Religions of Universe, Vol 2, Pg 25-27:
“When I look at Ali’s personality and sayings, I feel that the whole Universe got created from His hands but my religion does not permit me to believe this. But this much is for certain that it was created in His presence.”
Wooooooooooooo!!!!!
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Wednesday, August 19th, 2009Saira is responsible for this!
I Rule, You Rule, We Rule
The idea is, to list five items in each category and not necessarily in order of liking. You can always add or subtract categories according to your will. Then tag five lovely people to be the next ones to take this quiz.
Favorite Words:
- Salay
- Alaaaaattttt
- Kaminay
- Bhains ki dum
- @#$%&&@#$
Favorite Characters (Fiction):
- Senilius
- Wolverine
- Blade
- People picked up by Mushy’s agencies
- Black Adder(s)
Words That Must Be Banned:
- Sweet
- Cute
- Democracy
- Ummah
- Education
Favorite One-liners:
- Live like Ali, die like Husain!
- When this world favors somebody, it lends him the attributes and surpassing merits of others and when it turns it’s face away from him, it snatches away even his own excellence and fame. – Hazrat Ali (A.S.)
- I hate you!!! (with me on the wrong end
) - Bachi alert, 11 o clock!
- Pakistan ka Khuda Hafiz!
- Shia kaafir hain!
Favorite Books:
- The Fountainhead
- The Rainmaker
- Kane & Abel
- White Fang
- Call Of The Wild
I tag everyone!
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