Posted on March 19, 2011 by

Mom…And I

Mom: I’m going to buy two gold sets for your sister.

Me: What the hell? Meray liye do chaddiyon kay paisay nahin aur us ke liye gold set?

Mom: MEEHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

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Me: Pakistan ne Australia ki le li hai match mein full-time!

Mom: Kya le li hai?

Me: Kuch nahin bhai kuch nahin…KUCH NAHIN!

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Mom: Ali, ek kaam kar do ge?

Me: What?

Mom: Zara Ali Tailor’s se ja kay meray kapray lay aao.

Me: Okay, you have to buy me a big Peshawari Icecream cup for it.

Mom: Pata nahin kitnay Kameenay maray thay jo tum paida ho gayay!