Posted on November 3, 2010 by

When Urdu said “FML!”

I was having an MSN convo with the one and only Snooty and she wanted me to bore her to sleep. This is how the conversation proceeded:

and i should care why ? says:

  • bilkol b neead nai aa rahi
  • kartii b nahi
  • kaatri*

Ali W. Jafri says:

  • kaatri?

and i should care why ? says:

  • uffo
  • paindo
  • katri matlab tohri

Ali W. Jafri says:

  • hain?

and i should care why ? says:

  • yeh
  • dnt u know katri

Ali W. Jafri says:

  • nope

and i should care why ? says:

  • kis pind main rehtay ho

Ali W. Jafri says:

  • main shehar mein rehta hoon paindoo
  • pind mein tum ho!

and i should care why ? says:

  • dnt u say it to kids tohri si katri si day do blah blah
  • nahi shehar main lagta tu nahi

Ali W. Jafri says:

  • yeh kis language ka lafz hai?

and i should care why ? says:

  • urdu

Ali W. Jafri says:

  • ho hi na jaaye!

and i should care why ? says:

  • uuufffo
  • bachpan main kabi nahi suna kya???

Ali W. Jafri says:

  • nahin, kyun ke meray ghar mein sab URDU boltay hain!

and i should care why ? says:

  • jahil na ho tu
  • welll katri, word katra (drop) say nikala hai main nay
  • katri is smaller dan katra
  • samaj aya

Ali W. Jafri says:

  • can you shoot me please?