It is now a custom that my Mom brings me fruit chaat and milk each night.
The fruit chaat is made for the whole family to ensure an intake of fruits. I like the milk but I’m seriously bored of the fruit chaat. So I always say no. Not that she listens, but I do have to uphold my customs too.
Tonight, Mom brought me milk and asked me if I wanted the fruit chaat.
Me: “Nope.”
Mom: “Proper diet lo, tumharay cheeks andar chalay gayay hain, itna kam weight ho gaya hai. Kyun itnay kamzor ho rahay ho!”
Me: “My BMI (body mass index) is absolutely perfect, I don’t need weight.”
Mom: “Tumhara 6 foot ka frame hai, bones ka weight nahin ho ga kya? Khao! Jaan banao!”
Me: “6 foot ke frame ke saath 6 foot ki tummy hona zaroori hai kya?”
Mom: “Bakwaas nahin karo!”
And she brought me the fruit chaat.
NOTE FOR CHICKS: Don’t pay attention to what my Mom said, I’m still as strong as ever.


Uff, you’re such a baby.
Oye!
lucky &%)O*&(%)
Why don’t you come and eat my fruit chaat?
lol. whats your BMI :p
6 feet 1 inches, 173 pounds, BMI is 22.8.
Haha…
Aisa kia kertay ho jo itna sa muu nikal aya hay?
=D
Bhai mera moon bilkul sahi hai.
Yeh Charsiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii hai =P
LOL! izzat ho gayi
I took that as a compliment dude!
no wonder!
(and why isnt there a reply link below your comment ali?)
Comment nesting only allowed up to some levels mate.
fruit chaat sey kis ka weight barhta hai!!?
Weight nahin barhta per banda rozana kha kha ke bore to ho jata hai na!
Guess u better start a FOOD BLOG soon =P =P
More like a Food Complaints Blog.
Aish hain sir aap kay, baithay baithay khaanay miltay rehtay hain. Us par bhi nakhray!!
Abe excess of everything is bad!
Be grateful for Pakistani fruit. You’ll miss it once they start injecting genetically modifying hormones in it.
One gets bored of Pakistani fruit too if fed everyday!
hahaha! 6 ft ka tummy?
a free advice: never say no to a fruit chaat thats yummy!
Even yummy fruit chaat’s get boring when you eat ‘em everyday!
people these days just aren’t thankful..
Tum kha liya karo na aa kar, phir Ammi ko thank you bhi keh diya karna.
You’re only son in your family, right?
Yeah!
No wonder you’re ‘pampered’ like this!:P
No, I gave up on pampers long ago.
Really?
You ‘think’ so?
Nope, I wear so.
12 hours isn’t exactly “long ago”
Yes, mom took off my pamper and fed it to you, didn’t she?
ewww… chalbey!
Ab aaya na tu line pe!
think before you say..
coz someone would love to do that! =p
Ummm…what?
well fruit chat is yummy n milk is that we can not bear it
It’s ulta scene for me. Welcome to the blog.
yeah i m new on blog
yeah i m new on blog n i can not tolerate milk any more
to have fruit chat everyday! =p
Trust me, after a few days you will commit suicide.
Amazing write-ups. The whole lot of comic series (i’d say) bring real-time smile and is worth appreciating.
Keep it up!
Thanks a lot!
My life is really precious, i wouldn’t do that!
The abundance and frequency of fruit chaat will change your mind.
it will? i doubt
Trust me on this!
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its not lyk that i agree its quite boring having it every day but i really love to have it
I used to too.
ohh so thats gud