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Story Of My Life, Nowadays At Least…

It is now a custom that my Mom brings me fruit chaat and milk each night.

The fruit chaat is made for the whole family to ensure an intake of fruits. I like the milk but I’m seriously bored of the fruit chaat. So I always say no. Not that she listens, but I do have to uphold my customs too.

Tonight, Mom brought me milk and asked me if I wanted the fruit chaat.

Me: “Nope.”

Mom: “Proper diet lo, tumharay cheeks andar chalay gayay hain, itna kam weight ho gaya hai. Kyun itnay kamzor ho rahay ho!”

Me: “My BMI (body mass index) is absolutely perfect, I don’t need weight.”

Mom: “Tumhara 6 foot ka frame hai, bones ka weight nahin ho ga kya? Khao! Jaan banao!”

Me: “6 foot ke frame ke saath 6 foot ki tummy hona zaroori hai kya?”

Mom: “Bakwaas nahin karo!”

And she brought me the fruit chaat. :(


NOTE FOR CHICKS: Don’t pay attention to what my Mom said, I’m still as strong as ever. ;)

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53 Responses to “Story Of My Life, Nowadays At Least…”

  1. qa says:

    Uff, you’re such a baby. :?

  2. roshni says:

    lol. whats your BMI :p

  3. Dinky Mind says:

    Haha…
    Aisa kia kertay ho jo itna sa muu nikal aya hay?

    =D

  4. Leena S says:

    fruit chaat sey kis ka weight barhta hai!!?

  5. Nikki says:

    Guess u better start a FOOD BLOG soon =P =P

  6. Raza says:

    Aish hain sir aap kay, baithay baithay khaanay miltay rehtay hain. Us par bhi nakhray!!

  7. H says:

    Be grateful for Pakistani fruit. You’ll miss it once they start injecting genetically modifying hormones in it.

  8. shagufta says:

    hahaha! 6 ft ka tummy? :D :D

    a free advice: never say no to a fruit chaat thats yummy!

  9. shagufta says:

    people these days just aren’t thankful.. :D

  10. spotlesssoul says:

    You’re only son in your family, right? :P

  11. Saad Ibrahim says:

    12 hours isn’t exactly “long ago” :P

  12. shagufta says:

    think before you say..
    coz someone would love to do that! =p

  13. rida says:

    well fruit chat is yummy n milk is that we can not bear it

  14. shagufta says:

    to have fruit chat everyday! =p

  15. Anum Batool says:

    Amazing write-ups. The whole lot of comic series (i’d say) bring real-time smile and is worth appreciating.
    Keep it up! :)

  16. shagufta says:

    My life is really precious, i wouldn’t do that! :P

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  18. rida says:

    its not lyk that i agree its quite boring having it every day but i really love to have it

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