Take two kittens who are no more than a month old and refuse to eat anything but milk.
Take a grandfather who seriously hates everything feline because he doesn’t like his news to be remixed with meows from outdoors.
Take a father who doesn’t like cats because they rip the metallic door nets with their claws.
Take a mother who refuses to spend on milk and other stuff for cats because she wants to save money.
Take a sister who doesn’t give a damn and all she does is say “Awww…” when she sees the kittens.
Take an asshole servant who likes to manhandle them and then scare the shit outta me by trying to step on them.
And then there’s me, animal-fan, wanting a pet but having no other choice than a cat as they are small, easy to manage and need no attention because they sleep away two thirds of their lives.
One big happy cat-loving family. FML!
Taking care of kittens isn’t easy. Hob had his left eye stuck close due to eye gluck and I had to keep washing it with water to loosen it up. Then one day, it opened a little and a lot of liquid came out. I was horrified that I had poked his eye or something but that idiot kept running around with his brother instead of writhing in pain. False alarm!
Then there was this tick stuck to his lip below the same eye. I used to think it was some dirt or a dead insect. My mom asked me to pull it out and it turned out to be a live bloody tick. I was pissed. Crushed it with a broken stapler right there. Nobody messes with my pets, nobody!
Then there comes the feeding part. With a bottle, you dumbass!
You can watch it in one of the videos below. Now, I was feeding Hob and noticed something poking out of his ass. On closer inspection, it turned out to be…potty. That idiot was pooping while he was eating…on me!
On top of this, Mr. Nob has a habit of holding the bottle with his paws while drinking. And he don’t give a shit if it’s my finger he’s got his nails clamped into.
Then there’s the chewing part. They don’t drink like real nice gentlemen, they have to frikkin chew on the goddamn bottle. I have to get them to be really hungry before feeding them so they don’t feel like wasting time on chewing.
Plus, Mr. Hob likes to suck Nob’s leg while sleeping!
And now, they both have eye infections. FML again!
You can watch the videos now. 
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Haye becharay.
They are so lucky to have such a caring mother
Waisay I’d have to agree with the servant wala part. O_o. Vidoe main bhee it looked like he was going to kill them next minute or something..
And arent your clothes all hairy now?
Since cats shed so much hair..
And for some reason, when I see all these cats videoes again and again, I am reminded of our dead cat (Huda’s and mine) Robin. Becharay per itnay cuts lagaye thay hum nay k bus.
Don’t ever call me their mother!
My clothes are good, Hob has learned to climb all the way to my chest if I’m sitting.
And good thing Huda explained it all below or I would’ve reported you guys to PETA.
chalo atleast tum ksi ki tu care karte ho!!:P
Kyun, koi hai jis ki nahin karta?
I like how your sister only does “awwww” when she sees them!
And oh, qurrat
These kittens are cute-r than our Robin. Give me a break!
Btw, Robin was our billa. The one we dissected in Grade 12 Biology, back in high school. I hardly remember Qurrat dissecting though, her hands used to shake!
It was me most of the time. Khair, I don’t know how these reminds her of our Robin.
On a side note, Sher Ali on your blog now! Boy, hes getting famour. First, facebook and now blogs? Does he even know about it ?!
You guys are so cruel, you dissected a dead billa!
And yeah, Sher Ali has found his way on my blog. And he doesn’t know. *sigh*
We are not cruel. We had to do it. It was part of the course.
And like I said, Hob Nob were getting waaaaaaaay too much attention and now it’s Sher Ali up on your blog. *sigh* Inteha dekheeyee aap!
P.S I’ve already watched these videos so many times. It’s time to post a new one!
Otay otay, in a few days.
so for some reason the videos aren’t showing up…but wow….cats are hard work =/ …whatever happened to your fish?
Videos not showing? Err…try a different browser.
And I sold the fish back to the shopkeeper, too much work cleaning out a tank. Got better, livelier pets now.
IE doesnt work at ALL and firefox doesnt load up the videos =( ..so booya.
And thanks for the warning, I dont think I’ll be investing in any more fish. Bloody things die too soon. I want a tortoise now <33
Awww…you on Facebook? Videos are there, I’ll send you the links.
And tortoises need more care than fish.
aawwww eye infection
take them to vet before its too late…
and wow i am impressed how much u pay attention to them… i dont even have time… she comes to me wen i go home n she shows how she much she was missing me…. so i do laadh
n dats it
Eye infection’s good now but Nob sahab ka kuch khanay ka mood nahin hai aaj kal. Haddian dikhnay lagi hain us kambakht ki!
And I just feed them, that’s it.
spoil them rotten.