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Cashing In…

For the past ten years, I have been the master of emotional blackmailing, specially with my Mom. Be it Eid, or Ramzan, my birthday or any other occasion, I know how to get my way. So it’s only natural that my Mom would learn something from me after all this time under my supervision.

It was her birthday two days ago and she had to go to a valima.

Mom to sister: “Rida, meray kapray istari (iron) kar do warna mujhay karnay parein ge. Aaj meri birthday hai!”

Obviously, sis wouldn’t want dear mommy feeling bad on her b-day. Mom easily cashed in the occasion.

Now me being the master of such stuff, how do I cash in? My Mom’s birthday, that is.

Easy money! :D

“Rida, meray kapray istari kar do, warna ammi ko karnay parein ge. Aaj un ki birthday hai!”

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28 Responses to “Cashing In…”

  1. Huda says:

    hahhaahahaha!

    Chalaaaaaak lombray! ..

    Wese, good one.. I enjoyed ;)

  2. Qurrat says:

    Only past 10 years? Paida hotay hee shuru kerna thaa na.
    ;)

    But it’s cute.

    :)

  3. Nikki says:

    Man u have got a working brain :P. I cant imagine such a strike at this time ;)

  4. Ammar Faheem says:

    haha.. nice one! :P aagay ki story bayan farmaayey? Izzat afzayi hui ya kapre iron ho gaye?

  5. jafari says:

    sunno jab shadi ho jaye gi tu tumhara kaam khub ba khud ho jaye ga bus ask rida or mom and then see the result

  6. Salman Iqbal says:

    Dude, you still haven’t changed at all! Good one though..:)

  7. siras says:

    Hahaha, the question my friend is, what happened next? :P

  8. Asma says:

    Sis takes here revenge in her own goo way too ;)

    ps: google as say on ur blog: how ol is ur brain :P something to do with you?

  9. Ubaid says:

    hahahahahha kameenayy ho … waisey ek khufiya baat bataoun mai bhi aisay hi kerta houn ;)

  10. Senilius says:

    Huda – Thankoo!

    Qurrat – Thora time apni training bhi ki na! ;)

    Nikki – Anonymous Being has a name now? :P

    Maseel bhai – Aap ko kaisay pata, aap ki shaadi to nahin hui abhi. :P

    Sallu – Oye blog pe aa gaya tu wapis! :D

    Asma – Translate!

    UB – Achhi baat! ;)

    Auni Pauni and Saira – Kapray iron ho gayay! :P

  11. Dinky Mind says:

    Bari he shareef behen hay. Aur bara he challlaaaak bhai! :P

  12. YWB says:

    LOL LOL

    happy birthday to ur mom….. may Allah bless her wid many many more
    sharam karoo sharam
    even ma youngest bro istaree his own kapray….. LOL

  13. Senilius says:

    DM – Aap ki soch hai!

    YWB – Thanks!

    Kyun sharam karoon? I’m very beghairat! ;)

  14. Komal Ali says:

    God bless your mom. Aur insan ban jao :P

  15. Jawwad says:

    i hate ironing clothes :p.. waisay i am also kinda like that ..

  16. Absar says:

    LOL!!! :P Good stuff man! :D

  17. Haris Gulzar says:

    LOL. That was clever. Using your mom’s birthday in your favor :-)

  18. Senilius says:

    Komal – Thanks! Kyun insaan ban jaoon? Koi maza nahin us mein. ;)

    Absar – :D

    Haris Gulzar – Thanks! :D

  19. Senilius says:

    Jawwad – Thanks dude! :D

    Why do you keep ending up in my spam list?

  20. Huda says:

    Ab itni bhi achi nahi thi :P

  21. Jawwad says:

    well some other people also told me about this i have no clue why?

  22. brok3n says:

    loll that’s well cheeky! TSK TSK TSK -shakes head-

  23. Senilius says:

    Jawwad – Strange problem man!

    brok3n – :D

  24. Huda says:

    *shakes head*

    Dramay!

  25. huma says:

    real witty:)

  26. Senilius says:

    Huma – Welcome to my blog! :)

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