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Another Tax, And Some Socrates…

A judge charged a man with a Rs 10,800 fine in a rape case.

The man asked, “Why Rs 10,800?”

The judge replied, “Rs 10,000 for rape and 8% Entertainment Tax by Zardari.”

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In ancient Greece (469 – 399 BC), Socrates was widely lauded for his wisdom.

One day the great philosopher came upon an acquaintance who ran up to him excitedly and said, “Socrates, do you know what I just heard about one of your students?”

“Wait a moment,” Socrates replied. “Before you tell me I’d like you to pass a little test. It’s called the Test of Three.”

“Test of Three?”

“That’s right,” Socrates continued. “Before you talk to me about my student let’s take a moment to test what you’re going to say. The first test is Truth. Have you made absolutely sure that what you are about to tell me is true?”

“No,” the man said, “actually I just heard about It.”

“All right,” said Socrates. “So you don’t really know if it’s true or not. Now let’s try the second test, the test of Goodness. Is what you are about to tell me about my student something good?”

“No, on the contrary…”

“So,” Socrates continued, “you want to tell me something bad about him even though you’re not certain it’s true?”

The man shrugged, a little embarrassed.

Socrates continued. “You may still pass though, because there is a third test – the filter of Usefulness. Is what you want to tell me about my student going to be useful to me?”

“No, not really.”

“Well,” concluded Socrates, “if what you want to tell me is neither True nor Good nor even Useful, why tell it to me at all?”

The man was defeated and ashamed. This is the reason Socrates was a great philosopher and held in such high esteem.

It also explains “why he never found out that his wife was regularly having Sex with his student Plato.”

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16 Responses to “Another Tax, And Some Socrates…”

  1. YWB says:

    haayeee o raabbbaa

    *smacking ma head*

  2. Jawwad says:

    First time in the history of Pakistan … price of diesel is more then the price of petrol.. thats bullll shiiitttt..

  3. siras says:

    Hahaha!

    Poor Socrates! :P

  4. brok3n says:

    Wow…..burnnn!

  5. Senilius says:

    YWB – Kya hua? :P

    Jawwad – Man, everything is… :mad:

    brok3n – Burnnn?

  6. Ubaid says:

    Oye ab toh bachay paida kernay per bhi tax ho gaya hai :p

    and why am i not in your blog list :( :( :(: (

  7. Senilius says:

    Ankhein khol ke check kar dobara! :P

  8. brok3n says:

    yeaa burn as in…. Ouch! as far as Socrates is concerned. I don’t even know if I should feel sympathy for him or call him an idiot? o.o …dang.

  9. SAWJ says:

    Call him a smartass. ;)

  10. brok3n says:

    hahah.. yea that suites him well. Literally.

  11. Huda says:

    hehehehehehe hahahahahahaah!

    Old Old jokes ;)
    grow up child :P

  12. Tabish Zaidi says:

    either remove the sacred content from your blog, or profanity. It is just a request, rest is your choice.

  13. SAWJ says:

    I believe both lie separately. Thank you for your request.

  14. Awais Karim says:

    aaakhiiiirrrr

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