Hoping to be human someday!

Geo News Caught Red-Handed!

Friday, July 31st, 2009

Just watch!

Wealth And Poverty

Wednesday, July 29th, 2009

“Wealth converts a strange land into homeland and poverty turns a native place into a strange land.”

Ali (A.S.)

Question

Thursday, July 16th, 2009

In which situation would you say…

“Wish SAWJ/Senilius/Ali had been here…” ?

If you read this, you are tagged!

Aakhir Abba Kis Ke Hain!

Monday, July 13th, 2009

I went out with my cousins and sister to Arena for bowling on Saturday, and for dinner later in the night. If I go out, it’s fine but my sister has to seek my father’s permission to go on such occasions. (Thank God I was spared the misery of being a daughter! :D )

We were told to return by midnight (Dad gets angry if sis stays out later than midnight) but we got late, like really late…we went for dinner at 12 a.m. Told mom that we would be late.

Later, when we were eating, Mom called me to ask where we were. Told her we were eating and would be back in half an hour.

When we came home at two-thirty, Mom was angry as expected.

Reason for anger: Your father woke me up around two to find out where you two were goofing around and wait for you, and calmly went to sleep himself!

In Urdu (On Raapchick’s request): Tumharay Baba bhi ajeeb hain. Mujhay utha diya ke tum log nahin aaye aur khud mazay se jaa ke so gayay!

Cashing In…

Thursday, July 9th, 2009

For the past ten years, I have been the master of emotional blackmailing, specially with my Mom. Be it Eid, or Ramzan, my birthday or any other occasion, I know how to get my way. So it’s only natural that my Mom would learn something from me after all this time under my supervision.

It was her birthday two days ago and she had to go to a valima.

Mom to sister: “Rida, meray kapray istari (iron) kar do warna mujhay karnay parein ge. Aaj meri birthday hai!”

Obviously, sis wouldn’t want dear mommy feeling bad on her b-day. Mom easily cashed in the occasion.

Now me being the master of such stuff, how do I cash in? My Mom’s birthday, that is.

Easy money! :D

“Rida, meray kapray istari kar do, warna ammi ko karnay parein ge. Aaj un ki birthday hai!”