I was chatting with Huda this morning. We were talking about studies and I proudly recounted the number of times I have failed in tests. And as I’ve not been writing anything here, I thought I’d do a little post on this topic to make you all…err…happy?
- I failed in my first ever test: Urdu in class 1.
- Then I failed in my Physics monthly test in Matric.
- I failed in the first Physics and Urdu bimonthlies in first year.
- I failed in the Islamiat second bimonthly, two months later. The teacher made me take a resit and I failed that too.
- I failed in Electronics-I, third semester.
- I failed in Electromagnetic Compatibility & Interference, last semester.
As you can see, I believe in: “If at first you don’t succeed, go watch a movie! Studies are not worth it.”
I’m not ashamed of my achievements. Rather, I’m quite proud of the first one.
I was in class 1 and about 4 or 5 at that time. My mother made me prepare for the test but what she forgot to tell me was what happens in a test and what the hell a test is.
So the teacher came in, handed out sheets to us and went to write questions on the board. I being an obedient kid at that time quietly copied the questions, put the sheet in my bag and…
“Ammi, main ghar aa gayaaaa….”
“…BERA GHARQ!“
Dumbass kid!
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LOLz. Although I’ve come close to it at times, I don’t think I’ve ever failed a test … yet anyway
oye dua kerien key main sab papers main pass ho jaoun :$
lol. How innocent of you
And nice picture =)
Hahah! Yar college ki marking schemes yaad na dila! :s
I mean who carries forward mistakes man! Lt. Zahida does, that’s who! :@
Aur mujhe yaqeen nahi araha ke koi waqt aisa bhi tha jab tu kahi hui baat maan leta tha!
HAHAHA. Ibtidaa heee failure say howee? :O
HAHAH.
Well, I am not any good either:P So I’ll forget talking now too
Raza – You have no idea what you’ve missed.
UB – Abe chal! Fail honay ka apna maza hai.
DM – Thank you.
Absar – Zahida ki bachhi ko to main zindagi bhar nahin bhooloon ga. Proof ke sawal mein steps per kaun gadha marks kaat ta hai? Oh yes, Zahida kaat ti hai. Ullu ki pathhi!
Ab aisa bhi nahin ke koi baat nahin maanta. Ammar Dolmen Mall janay ka kehta hai bachiyan taarnay, main kehta hoon Bismillah!
Qurrat – Huda told me otherwise. Parhakoo bachiyan.
I hope the bachiyan didn’t mean bachiyan as you guys say bachiyan.
*glares*
and I LOOVEEE the way you ridicule Absar! hahahA
Oh yes indeed .. frigging 2 hours of sleep .. worked all day
come home and work .. on the effing chemistry project .. and now doing BIO LECTURES.
proud to be a parhako bachiii =)
And Alhumdullilah.. proud to be parhakoo
Oh.. Huda.. is much parhakoo-er then I am I think..
) and phire bhee she is motivated to work.
becharee 2 raaton say soyee nahee hai( you would know
I on the other hand just came home and called it a day.
But since my dreams were haunting me, I decided to get up and take a dose of 3 hours of calculus and go back to lala land,
Qurrat – I’d like to maintain the ambiguity of ‘bachiyan’. But if I tilt in favor of a meaning, it’d be the one you’re not hoping it would be.
Huda – Add ‘crazy’ before ‘parhakoo bachi’.
Tsk tsk. Sharam kero!
Kyun?
awwwww shweeeet…
i did something similar in class 1…the teacher gave me 5 subtraction questions,,i wasnt familiar with the – sign as my mum had only taught me how to plus…sooo i placed a vertical line on minus sign and added them all
all of them were impressed with my innovativeness
waisay in the given pic, isnt your head a bit too big for your size ?
*running for cover*
now that was some read ali
it kinda smells all familiar and oh the end was FANTABULOUS!
hahaha!
you sure rocked at it!
LOL:D
I agree fail honey ka apna maza hai!!:p
Pinky – Still doesn’t beat me!
And my head is still too big for my size!
AD – Thanks!
Afrin – That’s like a good girl!
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ROFL man! I never did this but my cousin has. Aur us salay ke “achhay” result ki wajah se main lectures sun raha hota hoon ammi se. Aisi jalti hai meri ke asliyat jantay huay bhi main apni safai mein bol nahin sakta.
HAHAHAHAHAHa @ the link
hahaha
that made me laugh … i wish i was more relaxed as a kid and failed a test or two … you on the other hand must have been a happy kid
Yeah, a happy kid with a much “happier” mum!
O Bhai!
Time for a new post
That kid in the post don’t look dumb to me. I know even bongier kid waisai
Hahaha, such a cute pic!
1 week se
Huda – Sabar Hedgwig!
Lubna – Oh yeah? Kaun?
Siras – Now don’t go all gaga over my childhood.
I hate you SAWJ bhaii !!
you know what they say about common sense!
Hudi Pudi – Do you?
farooqk – Teach that to a kid!
a post on your failures to make the readers happy? ..tut tut whats the world coming to. We’re not thaaaaaaaaat evil. yet. lol keeping that aisde, that was quiet a story. I bet aunty was proud of your sincerity. ahem -_-
YES!
I truly do.
Brok3n –
Huda – Chalo jhooti!
Main jhoot nahi boltiii
ROFL … pooor kiddo
cute
Huda Bongi – Aur main bachiyan nahin taarta!
Asma – Am I?
Kis ne bolaa tarnaaay koo ?
Bachi ke abba ne. Bewaqoof!
Pervert!
YES, I AM!!!
wo0t…UPDATE! =p
update kartay ho YA——
Not in the mood girls…
Mood main hotay kab ho itna bata do.
Dramay baaz!
bhar main jao :/
Huda – 6 mahinay pehlay tak tha. Tum late aayeen.
Pinky – Waheen pe hoon.
Aur yeh mera kusooorrr haii ?