Hoping to be human someday!

Two Questions

Saturday, June 20th, 2009

Err…log meri kaafi waat laga rahay hain kuch na likhnay per so I thought kuch to likh doon.

Two questions:

1) Woh kya hai jo Allah mian nahin dekh saktay per insaan dekh leta hai?

2) Woh kya cheez hai jisay aagay se Allah mian ne banaya hai aur peechhay se insaan ne?

NOTE: Pachaas comment maro tab answer bataoon ga!

Tested Failure

Tuesday, June 9th, 2009

I was chatting with Huda this morning. We were talking about studies and I proudly recounted the number of times I have failed in tests. And as I’ve not been writing anything here, I thought I’d do a little post on this topic to make you all…err…happy?

  • I failed in my first ever test: Urdu in class 1.
  • Then I failed in my Physics monthly test in Matric.
  • I failed in the first Physics and Urdu bimonthlies in first year.
  • I failed in the Islamiat second bimonthly, two months later. The teacher made me take a resit and I failed that too.
  • I failed in Electronics-I, third semester.
  • I failed in Electromagnetic Compatibility & Interference, last semester.

As you can see, I believe in: “If at first you don’t succeed, go watch a movie! Studies are not worth it.”

I’m not ashamed of my achievements. Rather, I’m quite proud of the first one.

I was in class 1 and about 4 or 5 at that time. My mother made me prepare for the test but what she forgot to tell me was what happens in a test and what the hell a test is.

So the teacher came in, handed out sheets to us and went to write questions on the board. I being an obedient kid at that time quietly copied the questions, put the sheet in my bag and…

“Ammi, main ghar aa gayaaaa….”

…BERA GHARQ!

Dumbass kid!

Nostalgia

Tuesday, June 2nd, 2009

I was going through my archives and I realized I’ve put up some good stuff here.

Khair, I’ve not been in a blogging mood for quite some time. Doesn’t carry the same feel anymore. So I’m posting an old post, a tag that I did on Nov 4, 2007 when this blog was only three months old. This tag though, does not depict the me of today.

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Tagged by: Absar Shah

1.Name one person that made you laugh last night?
Me

2.What are you doing at 8:00?
In the morning: Waking up. In the evening: Sitting on my computer or watching TV. Last night: Enjoying emergency and Iftikhar Chauhdary’s removal.

3.What were you doing 30 minutes ago?
Watching TV.

4. What happened to you in 2006?
I graduated. I became the Internet Director of the IEEE PNEC Chapter and designed it’s website. I also designed a website for the IEEE Computer Society’s CHC60 Competition but lost. It was a group activity and the idiot who has tagged me was a part of it but showed his big, black backside in the end.

5. What was the last thing you said out loud?
“Stop hitting me”, to my little cousin.

6. How many beverages did you have today?
Pepsi at MacDonald’s.

7. What color is your hairbrush?
Red and white.

8. What was the last thing you paid for?
Meal at MacDonald’s.

9. Where were you last night?
Home, wasting time.

10. What color is your front door?
Brown.

12. What’s the weather like today?
Hot during day. Cold at night.

13. What’s the best ice-cream flavor?
Walls’ Mango!

14. What excites you?
Programming, among “other” things…

15. Do you want to cut your hair?
No way! I’m planning on missing my convocation because I don’t want to.

16. Are you over the age of 25?
No.

17. Do you talk a lot?
When I’m in the mood to crack stupid jokes.

18. Do you watch the O.C.?
No.

9. Do you know anyone named Steven?
No.

20. Do you make up your own words?
Yes.

21. Are you a jealous person?
Sometimes.

22. Name a friend whose name starts with the letter ‘A’:
The idiot who tagged me.

23. Name a friend whose name starts with the letter ‘K’:
Kathawala…last name.

24. Who’s the first person on your received call list?
Amma.

25. What does the last text message you received say?
“Just, go to my blog :P”

26. Do you chew on your straw?
Only when I’m hungry and have nothing else to do.

27. Do you have curly hair?
No, thank god!

28. Where’s the next place you’re going to?
Bathroom.

29. Who’s the rudest person in your life?
Me.

30. What was the last thing you ate?
Mausambi.

31. Will you get married in the future?
Why wouldn’t I?

32. What’s the best movie you’ve seen in the past 2 weeks?
Wild Hogs.

4. When was the last time you did the dishes?
Somewhere between ‘after Eid’ and today.

35. Are you currently depressed?
Not at the moment.

36. Did you cry today?
My life’s not that bad!