A must read for every man and, of course, woman (to understand man).
If a female is reading this article then just realize the value of a man; and if its a male then feel proud of yourself after reading it!
One day, while a woodcutter was cutting the branch of a tree above a river, his axe fell into the river. When he cried out, the Lord appeared and asked, “Why are you crying?”
The woodcutter replied that his axe had fallen into the water, and he needed the axe to make his living. The Lord went down into the water and reappeared with a golden axe.
“Is this your axe?” the Lord asked.
The woodcutter replied, “No.”
The Lord again went down and came up with a silver Axe.
“Is this your axe?” the Lord asked.
Again, the woodcutter replied, “No.”
The Lord went down again and came up with an iron Axe.
“Is this your axe?” the Lord asked.
The woodcutter replied, “Yes.”
The Lord was pleased with the man’s honesty and gave him all three axes to keep, and the woodcutter went home happy.
Some time later the woodcutter was walking with his wife along the riverbank, and his wife fell into the river. When he cried out, the Lord again appeared and asked him, “Why are you crying?”
“Oh Lord, my wife has fallen into the water!”
The Lord went down into the water and came up with Angelina Jolie.
“Is this your wife?” the Lord asked.
“Yes,” cried the woodcutter.
The Lord was furious. “You lied! That is an untruth!”
The woodcutter replied, “Oh, forgive me, my Lord. It is a misunderstanding. You see, if I had said ‘no’ to Angelina Jolie, You would have come up with Camerion Diaz. Then if I said ‘no’ to her, you would have come up with my wife . Had I then said ‘yes,’ you would have given me all three. Lord, I am a poor man, and am not able to take care of all three wives, so that’s why I said yes to Angelina Jolie.”
The moral of this story is: Whenever a man lies, it is for a good and honorable reason, and for the benefit of others.
That’s our story, and we’re sticking to it!
WE ARE HONORABLE LIARS!!!
Yes, I ripped this from an email. Whatcha gonna do about it?
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abbay chal
God! How true!
And I see that you’ve cunningly tagged this post with “Angelina Jolie”, you traffic stealing hog!!
“Abe chal” is exactly what I want to say too.!!!
@Pinky and Saira: Jalti raho!
@Absar: Who am I stealing the traffic from?
I’m adding Salma Hayek, Drew Barrymore, Jennifer Aniston (for you) to the tags, okay?
Jalti raho!
Kis se?
shayd humain aik dosray se jalwana chah raha hai..otherwise i cant spot anyone err jal-worthy in close proximity
@siras: Larkon se jalti raho aur kis se.
@Pinky: Ankhein to kholo beta…
Snivelly: Haw, abhi mere itne bure din nahi aye.
Pinky: I think you’re right.
bechara brad pitt.
Someone said, “Khushfehmian insan ko jawan rakhti hain”
Thanks for visiting my blog. Hope to see you again
Lolz… loved it.,..
posted it on my fb… without giving u any credits … jo kerna hai ker lo :p buhahah
@saira: Then why are you jealous of guys?
@Asma: Yeh Brad Pitt kahan se aa gaya?
@Komal: LOL, welcome to my blog too!
@UB: Salay chor kahin ke, I’m going to hack your FB account man!
Ya Allah, is bande ko kuch aqal de dein, ise kuch samajh nahi aati.
naah pls naah
!!! don’t hack it …
I LOV E U !! sachiii dont hack it :p
@saira: What’s that got to with your jealousy of the opposite gender?
@UB: Man that was seriously gay!
Uff Allah, who told you I was jealous of the opposite gender? I’m so NOT jealous. I’m proud of being a woman.
Lagta hai you are jealous, isi liye jealous jealous lagayi hui hai.
Not jealous of guys? Then why “Chal be” me above? Maan leteen chup chap.
LOL!! Cause I don’t agree that men are honorable liars!! Liars, oh sure, but honorable, no way!!
Then you ARE jealous!
Ah, whatever.
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rofl it cracked me up … good one Ali
hehhe yeah i know :p … but i thought maybe u prefer dating guys from now onwards :p
@Imran: Thanks man.
@UB: Hell no! I already have a gay stalker man, don’t want another!
angelina jolie ka majaazi khud akaun hay bhalla?
Itnay saray they, I’ve lost count!
lolssss!!
heh nice one! i would have kept all of them
Aa gaya tu wapis?
i dont think so
was bored so opened the feed reader just checked one or two blogs for update, commented, closed it
Phir waapis aa gaya?
galti se comment subscribe kar liye
Sahi baat hai.
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