In the last few days, we saw enough chaos throughout Pakistan (at least on Geo TV) to believe that the end of the PPP government was near. The bald lion with hair implants and no balls, was leading the long march towards the capital to crap on the Constipation Constitution Avenue, and ultimately on the country. The government set up many hurdles from Karachi to Islamabad and all over the country to try to keep the capital city clean (it’s far easier than the sanitary work required after any long march).
But the marchers were not to be stopped. The laxative of “foreign exchange” imported from India, and that locally manufactured in Raiwind, was forcing them to keep going. One guy had it so bad that he took his pants off on the way and Express News made live coverage of the incident, breaking the record “We Report First” streak of Geo News.
Since it began, the lawyers’ movement has been a cause of great instability in Pakistan. Yes you read that right, asshole! If it’s responsible for bringing democracy to Pakistan, Musharraf’s resignation, etc then it’s also responsible for the increase in terrorism, decline in economy, moral decline (see video above) and the Mumbai attacks. Okay, that’s outside Pakistan. How about the Marriott bombing?
Lawyers never questioning the motives of Nawaz Sharif in his stand for the independence of judiciary, when he is guilty of having it attacked in his last tenure as PM of Pakistan, makes me doubt the credibility of their own stand as well. Even the media forgot about it. So as I see it, all this support for Chauhdry comes from liars and hypocrites, and those fooled by them. As for Nawaz, we can all see that he’s using the lawyer’s movement to joyride into the PM house. Or the presidency. That is, if Zardari leaves. Speaking about Zardari, see this.
Throughout this comical episode, many promises were made.
Welcome back, Mr. Chauhdry, it’s time to stand up to your claims. So wipe that smile off your face and get to work. And get a toilet paper roll too because if you don’t live up to your talk, the real citizens of this country are coming to make you shit your pants.
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uh oh…so you are one of them
sorryyy
First things first, the title went above my head and way into space!
As for the rest of the post, I’m shocked with the indecent behaviour! That was way beyond anything I imagined possible!
And I’m so sick and tired of the political games going on in Pakistan. Something dad said yesterday has just stuck with me The nation is not yet intelligent or smart enough to choose or decide what they need” and it’s so true!
welcome back to politics
liked this post…unpopular sentiments but i think very true!
@Pinky: You are one of THEM?
@siras: What behavior?
@Anas: I’m not back to politics. Just thought about doing a little comedy.
yes i am, seni….
oh siras, teer (arrow) is the symbol of PPP..sher (lion) of PML(N)….bhainga is a slang used for strabismic people
strabismic means bhainga? wow, did not know that…
you think there would be a simpler term in english for something we all make fun of so often…
and i hope you don’t get offended, but wasn’t the symbolism of the lawyers movement slightly similar to our symbols – black clothes, long marches (or jaloos) all which began over the unlawful usurpation of a post one person deserved, and another got…
i am not trying to trivialize the matter, and i am not exactly on either your side or pinky’s, but it is a similiarity i couldn’t help notice
LOL ..
there is another term actually…..a relatively simpler one “squint-eyed”
n yes i guess i am a pathetic showoff
@KK: and i hope you don’t get offended, but wasn’t the symbolism of the lawyers movement slightly similar to our symbols – black clothes, long marches (or jaloos) all which began over the unlawful usurpation of a post one person deserved, and another got…
That’s right. But our clothes and processions (not long marches man!
) are to remember some people and to share their grief. And something that Mubashir Lucman pointed out last night: Strabismo was removed by an unlawful executive order but restored by a lawful one. 
@ Pinky: Thanks for the explanation
damn, that naked guy …. can’t believe it that they even broadcasted it … :S
They’re taking freedom of media too seriously.
Dear brother SAWJ“Hair implants and no balls” and “Bhaingay ke sath”I do not expect such words to be used by “educated community”.You should not forget that he is cheif Justice of Pakistan Supreme Court.And health and desease is not in humans control.I have no doubt in that u (SAWJ) are opposing them because they are Sunni’s and u are Shiya.
as Mr.Asif Ali Zardari and many others in Govt.are Shiya’s.Amarican’s are using their force to kill Muslims in the name of so called war on terror.Similarly Musharaf killed hundreds of Sunni’s in Lal Masjid using the same techniques that America is using to kill Muslims.It’s part of a war started to kill true Muslims.I remember a British journalist from London Express News, Evan redly who had illegaly entered in Afghanistan at the period of Taliban.She remained under arrest for investigation.She was so much impressed by Taliban’s behavior that on release she converted to Islam and became a Muslimah.Here are a few words of Evan Redly about Taliban,”I thank Allah that i was captured by the Taliban,and not by the American’s”.i Hope u will consider these words,and will no more invite American’s to give u “peace” here.They will only give u the gifts of dead bodies of your Muslim brothers.
Thank you for cracking me up with your absurd comment brother Ibne Hanif. My being a Shia does not make me support Zardari, I absolutely loathe him. And it’s Yvonne Ridley, not Evan Ridley. That’s a guy name.
Thank for publishing my “absurd” comment.You have atleast proved that u are brave enough to give opposition a chance to speak.
Pleasure is all mine!
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