This may be the last of cheerful posts for a while as hopefully Muharram starts on Monday and then I’ll be running Zakir Naik’s ass all over the place, as promised to someone. 
And I’ve quit smoking so be happy guys! 
And be happy too that the Los Angeles Lakers brought the 19-game winning streak of the Boston Celtics to a halt on Christmas. Yippee-kaiyeay (find rest of the sentence at the end of any Die-Hard movie)! 
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I’ve always been one of those guys who wanted to be cool. At times, I would try and make cool things out of my name. One of them was summing up my initials to see what they formed, i.e., SAWJ.
But I wasn’t happy with it then. I mean, it does sound cheesy. 
Khair, I was on a similar mission during my Intermediate years, trying to make something cool out of it. And then I discovered that SAWJ could be distorted to sound “savage”.
So I made an email address as lethallysawj@hotmail.com and asked all my friends to pronounce it lethallysavage@hotmail.com. But friends can be real assholes and they did the exact opposite. They started teasing me by the name SAWJ.
As time passed, I actually started to like it. It was unique and it did give me a sense of closeness to my friends. And now I’ve become used to it. Almost all the dudes call me that now.
Now, I am…SAWJ!
But that don’t mean I don’t like my real and full names. Because they are my identity. My pride. Hell, if I tell you guys the real meaning of my first name, you will all call me a heretic and send a suicide bomber over.
SAWJ also acts as a cover for my real name, a box which protects the valuables.
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Cheesy post? Sorry!
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UPDATE: I forgot to write this.
My new jacket has been acting as my second skin these days. I wear it all the time, everyone’s praised it and it’s very cool! Cost me 3000 ruppees and my father was well-beyond angry. I saw a leather jacket at the shop too, made of sheep-skin and still smelling of sheep. It was 6000 ruppees! Had I bought that, my father would’ve made a jacket out of SAWJ-skin!
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BTW on a note m really unaware of ur real name so mind sharing it
and yeah that sounds fun i had this wish too that my initials come up with something good or my Nickname was something that would make people turn their heads around but ALAS the one nick i got from my mother was later on related to pet names 
kheir thats a bad story i know bt chalo someone has eventually quit smoking Mubaraks phrsay laddo laon kia 
LOL, asli naam Facebook pe!
lolz dude you have a cool blog but u seem extremly self absorbed! but hey no offence, its your blog. you can be as self absorbed as you want here!
LOL, welcome to my blog mate!
LoL! Accchhhaaaa….. =P
Thx, Looking forward to read more from you!
Sure thing dude!
*innocently* are these adsense earnings related to the traffic on ur blog?? if yes, consider me gone…
Im not looking forward to the zakir naik post… why do people slander Ulema? Sigh. Your blog though, you’re entitled to your views.
@Pinky: Come on, it’s only a dollar in a year!
@PD: Wait for my posts and you’ll understand. Not Ulema, only people who pose as Ulemas.
Ab itny sy kaam ky liye i find u on FB or uper sy kia daal kr seacrh krun SAWJ ya SAVAGE
hehehehehehe
and yeah as for a jacket why not try a Snake’s Skin Jacket
Ahan.
I second PD’s comments. But again your blog, your wish!
you quit smoking ? wow well done dude
@Nikki: Bete sidebar mein link hai profile ki under SAWJ Zones.
And if I find a snake-skin one, I’ll definitely get it!
@Saira: Hain?
@Anas: Somethings need to be brought to the limelight. Stop trusting maulvis blindly man. Everyone with a beard is not necessarily a good guy. Take Safi for example!
@MB: Thanks man. Welcome to the blog!
Oye i cant see anything like Facebook in ur sidebar :s kia yahan bhe Akismet nay meray liye sb kuch block krdia hai. Ur blog gives me the creeps when it comes to find something
Ohhh sory after hard work and blinding efforts of 5 mins i have eventually found it
To add karo na aunty!
Great great .. cigs are for losers :p
and well everyone knows what SAWJ stands for, no?
coz everyone is on ur faceboook 
Thats what you think.
Khair, I’ll wait for the posts.
I respect him though, MashaAllah. I’ve actually been to some of his lectures personally.
@Asma: Nope, not everyone. Yeh post farmaish thi!
@PD: I liked him, until he made those remarks about the Prophet’s (S.A.W.W.) grandson. That ticked me off, sorry!
I know I sound bad but do see what I have in store for him.
Quit cig?
man no way its the coolest thing which can repel girls.
honestly, if you want to break up with a girl start smoking and they wont like it. Anyway, its good for you. You wont die of cancer now but also quit going out coz you might die of car accident…
what is with people forcing others to do what they thing is right and wrong? toss them around pal and start it again this time top it up with some weed . Its fun…
*innocently* kis ne farmaish ki thi..kuch humain bhi pata chalay
& yeah i also dint liked the addition of (RA) against yazeed’s name as per Dr.’s ‘learned opinion’..(i dint heard that lecture though, my friends told me)…
@cigwala: Well, I thought about doing weed with my friend sometime ago but I decided against it. Jab Dunhill Lights mujhay tun kar deti hai to weed to jan se maar de ga!
And break up ke liye you need to be with that girl in the first place!
Anyway, welcome to my blog!
@Pinky: Oho, bechari ko pata hi nahin hai na kis ne!
Video is available on Youtube but useless to watch.
Ahan means acha, ok, interesting, nice, good!
You came back to explain that. Haha!
I said i wanted to know the name, not tht m gonna add u or something
by the way, how did u recognized the Dengue machhar???
yeah n stay grounded for 4/5 days n dont show up here on ur blog, just in case..if u r carrying the germs, humain bhi ho jaye ge
@Nikki:
@Pinky: White spots on black body. But it was smaller. And it’s Dengue fever, not e-fever!
i know but still “elaaj se behtar ehtayat”
Second time Dengue is more dangerous I think!
fourth time…to be honest…..i live in marshes near bari imam..
So you’ve had Dengue four times?
koi shak?
I just read the quitting message… I hope its permanent and not something that’ll come back.
@Pinky: Well that explains a lot. Becharay machchar!
@PD: Let’s all hope so together!
acha after chking the add sources on ur blog i was amazed: see ” “Who loves you ?”
” Free Love Readings”
hahahahha man these people will never leave u ever
they know ur struck bad and hard 
And you’re laughing at me!
Hey.
I Tagged You,
the tag is
10 things i want to do before i die
hope u like it
Yar, I’m not in tag mood nowadays. And you seriously don’t want to know the ten things I want to do before I die!
I’ll think of you as SAVAGE sounds cool.
Ohh,no offense to SAWJ just sounds like a sweet dish my mum makes here.
:p
Haha, welcome to my blog!