Your horoscope for December 23, 2008
You could feel things take off in your romantic life today, Ali. If you have been single for a while, you might find yourself engaged in a charming flirtation now. You could meet someone whose sense of humor is a match for your own! You’ll have fun bantering back and forth, sharing your clever thoughts about life. A nice spark of chemistry should be there, too, and affections could be flamed.
WTF?!
I’m trying to get over it here and…
Talk about the right horoscope at the wrong time!
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Finally when my mood was getting better, these assholes…
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L O L!!!!!
MAN this is hilarious!
You should not have made me read this from work, because I laughed so hard my face became red 
Stay away from that charming flirtation and stay away from that paper:P
Here’s my horoscope for you waise:
Not paper man, email.
Wait for the right time to drop your stuff.
Are you trying to discourage me or encourage me?
Tu wohi ka wohi rahay ga.. dhakkan
Nikaal li na is mein bhi apnay matlab ki baat? 
And I find it deeply troubling that you’re looking for advice in sarcasm 
As for the discouragement, that I’ll do in person
LOL, waiting for that!
hhaha your good luck
Hans lo mujh pe!
This is bad luck =P or may be good.. LOLLL
You suck man!
HA!!! i knew it!! you ARE in love with Mahwash!!!
(does egyptian dance and calls up mahwash on the phone)
HELL NO!!!
egyptian dance = belly dance ….. right??
and ammar strikes again in time
@Anas
HELL NO.
@ SAWJ
yeah right.
i’m going to keep speculating.
Pinky?
@Anas: Do I look like I dance? How the heck am I supposed to know? Ammar is acting strange lately!
@Hira: Keep speculating aunty, I ain’t answering!
BTW after making us read all this you owe it to the readers to give us the details! =P
And you never know the horoscope might be right! =P
Yeah, right!
Your Nailed badly , now they will square u down and keep poking u from all sides …HAH! this is going to be a fun watch
LOL! I know this is not supposed to be funny, but it is!
Love is in the air!
You guys are so cruel!
hey hira, we r just limited to fun bantering…nothing serious
Oh no, it’s serious!
chalo if it helps in painkilling (ghum ghalt ) then lets assume that its serious
waisay i swear i had a very painful experience of e-Crush…. I was utterly infatuated with that buzzer who resided in NYC n had a 4-year old daughter…..
Holy crap! 4 year old daughter?
Khair I’m having the same experience, haha!
yeah n i knew that frm my first day at the blog…he loved his wife n doted on his kid…but still, he charmed me with his commanding knowledge on almost everything under the sun, his poetry which never failed to touch my soul, his fierce love for pakistan exacerbate by distance, his…..err i think i should drop it, kahin koi jealous na ho jaye
Girls are crazy!
correction *exacerbateD*
n yours is not the same experience….at least u can meet her
n dont blame the gender…..only some of us are *sigh*
ohh idea!!!!! i remember reading on safiullah’s bucket list that he wants to say “nahinnnnnnnnnnnnn” in a wedding…..lets send him there….boht shugal lagay ga…safi ki wish bhi puri ho jaye ge aur humara kaam bhi shayd ho he jaye
LOL, he’s in Singapore right now.
DAMN….
hey SAWJ, aik kaam hai…..can u plz block me frm this blog for a week???…i am upto my neck in projects, reports & presentations..n i keep visiting it….yeah yeah its irresistable
dont say No, just do it
i know its a lil hard for u, but just take a deep breath n do it.
…
aur haan dont forget to post “history of SAWJ”
LOL. I’ll try.
I’ll post that topic when my mood is right yar. Too down right now to enjoy anything.
predictions of the future are so generic…how can you let your emotions build up on that?
I thought you were saner…
Sanity goes shopping during such times!
Teehee.(again)
That’s why I never ever bother to check these shitty horoscopes.
I only do it aiwaeen.
@Pinky
I know yaar. and i’m really really happy you didn’t get offended. cheers to your sense of humour
@SAWJ
I’m beginning to believe you’re actually serious,
Ok, i’m probably the worst person to recieve ‘how-to-get-theguy/girl-you-want’ advice from (my track record is below abysmal) so i’ll skip out on that.
Listen, if it’s any consolation, you WILL get over this. it’s going to take time, and you’ll drive yourself wild for a while (its been 4 years and still my heart doubles up on itself sometimes), but at some point in your life you will feel grateful that it did not work out.
And til that point comes, keep venting. Analysing and over analysing will just drive you nuts.
Oh, and don’t make lists of reason why she doesn’t deserve you. it just adds to the depression.
god, im soo busy i cant read all the comments and im feeling bad not being able to do so
i think il get back on friday and read this whole thing in detail and then comment
haha a really cheap filmy idea is coming in my mind
get her to listen to a song with ear phones on and then after a while when u find her sunk into it, just spill it all up no matter she can hear u or not just spill it all out
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah kia sahe ka cheap idea dia hai
and man yeh bhe na ho tu rakh kr aik thappar maro (ussay nahe apnay apko) and come back to reality.
And is blog pr aur kaunsy options hain jin mai tum interested ho skty ho
@the deserving point, than i feel that if u go and think about deserving than nobody deserves anyone in this world, everyone is born, brought up and made upon different nature so u cant predict whom ull work with and with whom ur not. Than how on earth can u say all this without even trying to ask her just once. And if ur with tht perception that after saying all this to her i dont want to loose her friendship than dude that doesnt remains friendship than, and my opinion there is no use of it no matter how u take it or not.
@All: Trying to get over it now. Thanks a lot guys!
@Nikki: Sana?
hahahaha yeh @Nikki: Sana kia hota hai
Oh-kay, so you have a new blog now Anon, what happened to the old one?
Still in Qatar?
ahhh what can u say there are some stupid bully’s in ur life that keep u moving from one place to the other. I had to somehow keep myself away was good for my family as well. But than after a virtual makeover im back
and yeah m still there wherelse would i be
Cool.
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