Constipation is like when you want to poop but can’t.
Love is like when you want to say it but can’t.
When you’re bold and timid at the same time.
When you feel hungry but can’t eat.
When your mind tells you to forget her yet there is a small voice that keeps reminding you of her.
When you actually like being depressed.
When you’re hurt and pleased at the same time.
When there is a head on collision between your heart and your brain, and the heart survives.
When you keep hoping for the slightest chance…the slightest chance of…
Hell, love is worse than constipation!
Based on past experiences and…
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LOL!!!!! You seem to be quite experienced at this!
oh so thats why u were so depressed the other day…..n idiot me tried videos to lighten ur mood…..i should have sung songs instead like “wild is the wind”…
BTW don’t ever tell a girl you like that, love is like constipation, it won’t earn you any points!
@Saira: Don’t ask!
@Pinky: Don’t worry, your gesture was well-taken and Jim Carrey is enough to crack me up anytime.
@Saira: It’s “Rated: SAWJ”. What’d you expect?
aha…kya baat hay…
when you are hurt and pleased at the same time…wah wah…beautiful…
one word of advice.. warm milk and ISPAGHOL!
god bless!
waisay humari bhabi ki tasweer kashi tu karain…at least do tell me abt first encounter…i love such stories….waisay the other day, i asked same question to my friend zain, who is head over heels in love with someone…
me*sipping coke* = oye, pehli baar kahan daikha tha bhabi ko
zain = dada k chaleeswain pe…
me*choking on coke*(spluttering ) = KAHAN?
zain*feigning annoyance* = haan na, she is my chachi’s niece…
of all the places and occasions on earth, he met her on a chaleeswaan…i hope it wasnt the case with u
@UTP: Thanks man!
@mayG: Come on!
Welcome to my blog!
@Pinky: Nahin bhai, aisa nahin tha. Bas mat poochho kaisay.
What do I expect, exactly this!
Which is why, I hope your latest crush, is not reading this blog entry of yours!
BTW, you do realise your saying don’t ask is only going to make EVERYONE ask!
i hate it when i am denied access to information especially when its not sensitive info……yesterday, i asked k whats bothering u & u were like Nothing…today, i asked another innocent question n again u dont feel like confiding…..
for the record,i have taken offence…n will observe a silent day in protest….kamaal hai, her koi itna easy lai jata hai mujhe..hunhh
SAWJ in that gravatar you are looking like Asif Charsi
moreover, i m not “bhayi”…try “behna” if u must
slightest chance of what?? (in case of constipation?!)
@Saira: Kya pata, she might!
@Pinky: It’s just not easy to talk about.
And I asked for your cell number but you didn’t give it to me. Should I take offense too?
@Saad: I feel like him too. Waise, who is he?
@Anas: Never pondered over that. Why don’t you research it and let us know?
*Pinky failing to control herself* hahahahahaha….emotional blackmailing, huh?….you are taken & i am taken….whats the point of giving u my cell # ?? receiving updates on MQM-ANP feuds live frm karachi???
Get some med student or doctor to do the job
Muhammed Asif the cricketer
@Pinky: You’re taken? How?
@Anas: The constipation is in the wrong place this time!
@Saad: Yeah.
yeah right, u dont tell me anythin n i m supposed to reveal my innermost secrets..sounds like sulah hudaibiya to me
n saad, its unfair… tagging ppl like that is damaging for their future prospects…asif has paid for his crime, sin whatever it was, through humilation & bans…. n for all we know , he might have reformed……..
Why is everyone writing about lost love?? Its depressing. Although in a poetic way.
I’m kinda glad I haven’t gone through something similar.
A mind itching combination
@Purple Is it really about lost love or the other way around
Oh my goodness …. cracking my head … bari sahee baat ki hay
Dude why are you so depressed? it seems you have fallen in love with some married woman or woman elder than yours. is it like that?
*TeeHeeee.*
@Pinky:
@PD: It’s good that you haven’t but you have no idea what you missed!
@Anonymous: Thanks!
@Asma: You’ve gone through this too?
@Noman: Somewhat man, somewhat. Not married though.
Welcome to the blog!
@Qurrat: Hans lo, hans lo!
so whts wrong in it? did she reject u?
bhai tu nai kahdia tumhay? :>
No man, haven’t told her. She won’t be mine.
LOL!its better to tell her rather than keeping things inside and then walk away from her. Atleast u will feel better than what you are feeling right now and accept it as constipation only. Its nothing but a crush and u r being so immature tht u r discussing it on ur blog yet you believe she will not know her.
Guess what? i was searching about constipation and its cure and i found your blog. lol!!
LOL. So you were feeling constipated and the search engine told you to fall in love?
I only wanted to let it out so I posted it on my blog, call it immaturity or whatever man.
Can’t tell her, don’t want to strain my relationship with her.
u cant find hide anything from a woman. she will get to know anyway sooner or later due to ur immaturity.
if i was u, i wud have told her anyway. y to hurt for something which is not urs?
best of luck!
Thanks man.
But telling her will make it hurt more.
To do(say) or Not to do(say) that’s HARD man
Yeah.
WHY are you publicising this? The guys i know go out of their way to hide things and end up looking- yes, constipated. But the point is THEY DON’T BLOG ABOUT IT!
Is this another trick to see how people react?
you’ve got 38 comments (39 including mine). if that was your maqsad, it worked
No it wasn’t.
I was hiding for a long time. Just wanted to let the steam out and cool off!
Try telling her anyway, believe me it’ll be better than this!
How exactly?
If theres a slight chance… maybe you should tell her. That way you wont feel guilty for never telling her for the rest of your life, or thinking that maybe, just maybe, if there could ever be a chance.
How sure are you that shes not interested?
If shes getting married to someone else… AND shes a good friend of yours, then telling her would, as you say, strain things with her.
But whatever. I guess its good to let it out. Also, in the end, whatever happens, happens for the best.
You mean how to tell her, or do you mean how will it be better?
@PD: Someone else…I won’t take any chances and strain the relationship yaar.
@Saira: Both.
Ok, you could just try giving her a hint, say it and then see her reaction, if its good, then great if its horrible just tell her you were joking that way it won’t affect your relationship.
BUT if she’s getting married to someone else AND she’s HAPPY about it as in she likes him then maybe you shouldn’t tell her.
And how it will be better, you don’t ever in your life want to think back and wish you had tried, that’s the worst thing. Because the things in life you regret the most are not mistakes but things you didn’t do and that’s very true!
Hope that helps!
She doesn’t sound sad about the other guy, so I guess I’ll just keep my mouth shut. I hope it doesn’t turn out to be the whole life regret thing.
Oho, you crazy person :P, the question is not that she’s not sad but is she HAPPY? Like really happy and excited and all that?!
i dint knew the situation was that serious…..i m breaking my silent protest to share sth….trust me, she knows….i mean as a woman i can tell u, we r blessed with extraordinary sensors….our antennas are activated the moment an interested person sets eye on us…..so far in my 22 yrs, i have ALWAYS been able to judge who has fallen for me …be that a classfellow, teacher or err a shopkeeper
……Hira n Siras ,u girls can relate to it, right????….
so even if ur feelings are unsaid, somehow through ur gentle attitude, ur loving glances, she would definitely have deciphered ur feelings………. but of course unless u say sth, she will remain in a doubt…… say or not to say, is totally ur choice…. but why are u missing out the external help?? the ONE who can help u when the situation appears utterly hopeless…. go for sadqa… i guess u also believe in mannat, right?? go for it……… leave no stone unturned ,buddy…..n we will be prayin for u
@Saira: I guess she is happy.
@Pinky: She hasn’t seen me for some time. So she can’t possibly know about my glances yar.
I’m trying to let go guys, just want to get my head right and concentrate on my life.
Then, buddy God help you, because letting go is one heck of a difficult job!
nikamay, surrender kar rahe ho ????
chalo koi nai….
girtay hain shahsawar he maidaan-e-jaang main
woh tifl kya girray ga jo ghutnoun kay bul challay
(i know this one fits on u…but i dont know if u r a shahsawar (fighter) or tifl (kid)
@Saira: Tell me about it!
@Pinky: That was encouraging. Shahsawar!
Filmy Very Filmy!
The other guy? but you said she’s not committed? Is she also a blogger? If yes then she wud have already read it
what r updates???
About to commit man.
Update is that I’m trying in vain to get over it and take command of my life.
tried the ‘jab we met’ thing?
take her picture, tear it up, burn the strips and flush the ashes down the toilet.
try it and tell me how it works. i didn’t have a picture so couldn’t experiment myself.
@pinky
yeah. we can tell, being a girl is downright awesome
I don’t have her picture and I’m not meeting her anytime soon.
we can tell, being a girl is downright awesome
Don’t be too sure cuz she doesn’t know!
SAWJ im sorry, you know ive been busy and just noticed this post. wat is this all about? and ill agree with all the girls, tell her. i hope she’s mature enough to understand and trust me, it wont strain your relationship with her. Atleast do give it a try…i wouldnt want my dear buddy to be regretting later for not even trying. that wouldnt actually be fair with her. ho sakta hai key she likes you too but cuz you have never told her, she has decided to get comitted to someone else. Oh God, I wish I could do something…i think i can only pray for you
Come on yar, I can’t tell her. She’ll be pretty disturbed by it. She was already getting committed to someone else, I just arrived late.
Come on don’t be a pussy!
Honestly though, broken love stories suck
I wish I could’ve done something too. Sigh.
lol @ the shaadi.com add on your site though. Haha.
oye no, DON’T tell her.
bad advice!
she’ll react in 2 ways
1) clam up n ruin the friendship
2) get sympathetic and guilty and try to be ultra nice but in reality she just feels sorry for you.
Either case sucks.
Just keep quiet, and find an alternate girl to fall for. One who’s available.
I told her.
OMG, PHIR?? Update!
We’re fine. I’ll try to get over it.
Wierd!
yahan tou itna kuch hogaya hai while i was away hahaha
Han han, hans lo!
Hahahaha! That is so true and hilarious
Lol! I too receive this horoscope and it’s way too irritating
Yeah, I deleted yesterday’s. Read today’s but deleted it.