Before Eid-ul-Azha, i.e. Bakra-Eid, there suddenly spread news in the Pathan section of Banaras colony that the Mahajirs were running towards them.
Fearing a clash, the Pathans closed their doors and sat down with guns on their roofs. But nothing happened.
Later on, when it was inquired from the Mahajirs as to why they had been running towards the Pathans, they replied:
وہ تو ہماری گائے بھاگ گئی تھی۔ ہم اس کا پیچھا کر رہے تھے۔
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ROFLMAO!!! Hahahahah! Now that was funny
Hahahhahahaha.
Hilarious.
@Haris: Welcome to the blog!
niyaha! i already guessed the joke before the punchline!
“Fearing a clash” ??????????? i dont think so….Pathans in ur part of the world must be oddities coz the ones i know, are only too willing for confrontation….
LOLLL …. Good one ….what if Pathans chasing cow and coming towards mOhajirs areas? :p
@Hira: Sorry to hear you missed the laugh due to your intelligence.
@Pinky: Some Pathans are peace loving too.
@Jawwad: Dunno man!
i know, SAWJ…i am 50% pathan myself…n i am a genuine pacifist…..i just dint liked the association of “fear(ing)” with pathans…
Haha, not afraid huh?
It’s alright for a family man to fear for the safety of his family. He may not be afraid for himself but he will definitely be for his loved ones. Be it a Pathan, Mahajir or anyone else.
hmm i guess u r right….but tell me one thing, is this racism really that serious in Karachi???….in my 3 years at islamabad, have never encountered or witnessed a single racist feud..(we r limited to pathan, sikh sms only)
It’s ANP and MQM. The peaceful people really don’t care!
LOL!