Hoping to be human someday!

Rand()

I intended to go jogging this morning so I went to bed early last night, around 1 a.m. I knew I won’t wake up in the morning at six. But when KESC decides to shower it’s blessings on you, you can’t help it.

I turned off my alarm at 6 a.m. and went back to sleep. Some time later, my grandfather woke me up to tell me that the electricity had “gone back home” and asked me to start the generator. It was six-twenty. After doing so, I thought what the heck, let’s go jogging! So I spent half an hour in the bathroom in a vain attempt to empty myself. Then I left the house at seven-twenty.

The park I went to is located near Imam Bargah-e-Bab-ul-Ilm, Five Star Chowrangi, North Nazimabad and it’s too big for my jogging taste (four Nando’s Chowrangis to be exact, and count the outer circumference). Khair, I made a walking round first. Then I started to jog. Completed the first round and then I realized what a shitty habit smoking is. It kills your lungs. And your lungs kill you. When you jog.

After that it was walk, jog, walk, jog, walk, jog. Four rounds and that was too much for me. My throat was completely dry and it felt like the veins in my nose were about to burst. So I returned.

Later, all the muscles in my legs were taught and aching.

Got my bicycle repaired today too. Replaced the tires, tubes and painted the rims, handle and mudguards. Looks okay now, I think.

The picture of SAWJ's Bicycle.

I spray-painted it along with another guy and my hands were silver and black when we finished. I swallowed some too, I think that’s why I’m coughing right now. Then I went for a ride…

One friggin small round, that’s it, one friggin small round and my legs were hurting again. I used to cycle at top-gear full speed, and today even one round at normal-gear fast speed was too much. Well I did manage and I went for more rounds later but the first one almost killed me.

Okay I like to exaggerate a little but my legs ARE going to kill me tomorrow. It’ll get back to normal soon. Hope someone wakes me up tomorrow morning too.

*****

And I’ve been listening to Metallica’s Suicide And Redemption from Death Magnetic for the past few days. It’s a killer!

Awesome, just bloody awesome! Get’s depressing in the middle (that’s what I’ve been feeling for the last few days). Then it picks up and Hammet just kills with the guitar. :D

*****

On another note, I really enjoyed posting the answer to the SAWJ quiz. Some people are out to kill me now! :P

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116 Responses to “Rand()”

  1. SAWJ says:

    You’re obviously underestimating my laziness. I would choose to die rather than run! :P

  2. Pinky says:

    ah haan , unique case….i guess then we will have to convince some supermodel to shift next to ur house….when she’ll leave early for morning job, u will follow her, no??

  3. Pinky says:

    correction: morning jog

  4. SAWJ says:

    Oh yes, definitely! :D

  5. Saad Ibrahim says:

    this might follow two three similar comments saying: “men!!!”

  6. Pinky says:

    moral of the story: carrot is better than the stick….
    waisay which carrot, err i mean model would u prefer to have in ur neighbourhood ???

  7. SAWJ says:

    @Saad: LOL!

    @Pinky: Dunno. Anyone good looking! But I’d prefer a normal girl over a supermodel.

  8. siras says:

    ROFL!!
    That was so bound to work! :P
    I can’t stop laughing LOL!

  9. Pinky says:

    baatain check karo zara…bhayi, hum ne aap ko jogging karane ka arrangement kia hai shadi khana abadi ka nahin ;-)

  10. karachiwali says:

    @ Saad
    lol…you got it right…i was about to say that :P

  11. SAWJ says:

    @Pinky: I’m not telling you my preference for marriage, just telling you about my jog following preferences. Actually it’s both! :D

    Supermodels lack ‘natural’ beauty.

  12. Absar says:

    *sigh* I feel so lucky right now because of my gym demographic :P

  13. Pinky says:

    mera kaam barha diya aap ne….now i will have to hunt down a “gharailoo” beauty in Islamabad…or is the plan unfeasible owing to long distance????

  14. SAWJ says:

    @Absar: You are so lucky man! ;)

    @Pinky: I’m in Karachi! :D

  15. Pinky says:

    i know..n i m in Islamabad…hence the long distance factor…i feel like using that term which i have learned frm u…”dhakkan”
    PS: now post some new blog plz…i m tired of commenting on this

  16. SAWJ says:

    I’m experiencing net problems yar, warna nai post aa chuki hoti.

  17. Pinky says:

    chalo in the meanwhile tell me abt Karachi….i have a mental picture of a city thats a cross between lahore (for its lights n markets) and Islamabad (for all the boring office buildings)…n i also associate the frequent sounds of gunfire with this image….n blocked roads…BUT fun-loving ppl….i have forgotten the particulars of that cricket match…but the stadium was jam-packed with a lively crowd….n i also remember a footage of ppl on the beach despite tsunami warning…
    how different this city is frm my perception ???

  18. Saad Ibrahim says:

    @Ali most Pakistanis are! the sea me weeeeeeee… cable is damaged

  19. SAWJ says:

    @Pinky: Pretty much like that. Not boring though. It’s a very lively city. Without the gunfire. Not that frequent! :D

    @Saad: I know man.

  20. And I’m sick and tired of the light going here. Grrr. Thank God its not Summer. Otherwise I would’ve melted.

  21. Pinky says:

    whats the average duration of loadshedding in karachi?? over here its 2 hours…(in my sector) 9 to 10.00 am and 4 to 5.00 pm

  22. Safiullah says:

    Dude Suicide and Redemption Rocks!!!!
    And so does this city!!!! Hey you should apply to the grad school here.

  23. Safiullah says:

    BTW the logo look cool. Get a t-shirt printed.

  24. SAWJ says:

    @PD: LOL!

    @Pinky: Yahan pe light har do ghantay baad ek ghantay kay liye aati hai! :D

    @Safi: Awesome idea man!

  25. siras says:

    What you in love with? :P

  26. Saad Ibrahim says:

    yea the t-shirt wala idea is buhat aala

  27. SAWJ says:

    @siras: Love with?

    @Saad: Yeah man!

  28. siras says:

    Yeah.. your facebook status Ali is in love…

  29. Pinky says:

    *batting my eyelashes* must be me ;-)

  30. SAWJ says:

    @siras: What happens on Facebook, stays on Facebook! :P

    @Pinky: What’s your phone number?

    @PD: I sure do! :D

  31. Saad Ibrahim says:

    you wanna be fraands with her?

  32. Saad Ibrahim says:

    nah! for that i have to see her first! if she is good looking assume that i am jealous :D

  33. SAWJ says:

    Okay Pinky, we’re waiting for your reply… :D

  34. Pinky says:

    @Purpledrifter: i thought it was the other way round…..

    @ SAWJ: wrong question mate….if i give u my “phone number”, there would be a strong possibility of my father attending ur call….n he is a big scary police officer….
    now had it been “cell number” then i might have given the matter due consideration…. :D
    @Saad : aB mAiN kHUd aPnI tAreEf kArTay aChi tu Nahin lAgun gE…

  35. SAWJ says:

    I meant cell number. :D

  36. Pinky says:

    Hahahaha… too late..

  37. Pinky says:

    acha ab koi serious blog post karo na….bongyaan maar maar k thak gayi hun…n no excuses this time…

  38. SAWJ says:

    Mood off hai yar!

  39. Pinky says:

    khairiat????

  40. SAWJ says:

    Nothing yar, bus off hai. :)

  41. Pinky says:

    na batao…still, here r some funny videos to cheer u up
    Jim Carey-police academy http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=do59qlLOK8A
    Jim carey as David caruSso (CSI) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=glvGfQnx3DI
    Full house-michelle
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N7-_2jXj0oU
    Britains got talent
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g8wWncO0m00
    Britains got talent …Donald
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CGosrctwpiU

  42. SAWJ says:

    Hey thanks! :D

    And do try Jeff Dunham on Youtube!

  43. Saad Ibrahim says:

    now i am jealous!

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  45. Anonymous says:

    Isnt the cycle a bit small for ur supposed size, i mean i dont how tall or short u would be but the cycle seems like for a kid?? :P or it might be the camera angle :P

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