The amount of poop produced on the GRE is directly proportional to the difficulty of the questions, and inversely proportional to the time provided for the test and the degree of consciousness of the test taker.
If P is the amount of poop produced, D is the difficulty of the questions, t is the time allowed for the test and d is the degree of consciousness of the test taker, then by the above statement
P α D
and
P α 1/dt
Combining the above we get
P α D/dt
or
P = AD/dt
where
A is the absurdity co-efficient of the English Language section. The higher the value of A, the more the poop!
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I take it the GRE didn’t go well?
It’s tomorrow but I expect what you said!
hey, don’t let that get you down. Ace the math section, and good luck for the english!
too bad the IQ tests doesn’t helps here!
You shouldn’t lose anything in the math section!!!!!
And btw, ur model is pretty simplistic and linear. Try making a more complex and realistic one
gre ko badnaam na kero itna!
you’l do really well insha Allah
@Raza: Thanks man. Which is more difficult, Barron’s Sample Tests or the actual test?
@Saad: You, my dear, would need a whole sewage truck attached to your ass!
@Anas: Why don’t you do it? I’ll provide you with experimental results tomorrow.
@KW: I hope so, thanks!
Stop exaggerating! It’s NOT going to be that bad!
Initially, I missed what ‘d’ represented. I thought you had some sort of time-derivative, and I was almost set to integrate it when I re-read the description above
@siras: I have yet to make it to 700 on the maths section of the GRE practice test!
@Anas: Been happening to me throughout my GRE practice!
So, stop coming online for a while and study, Believe me, that will help, unless you WANT to mess up!
Have only one Maths practice test left to do. And there’s no way in hell I’m learning 300 words!
There’s no hope for you!
LOL!
You must score above 700 dude. I screwed up big time, but still managed 720. Those first few questions are VERY VERY important. Get them right.
I think I did!
mera demag chakar kha gaya itni maths dekh kr!
How did it go anyways?
@Lizzie: Doctor!
@siras: Verbal was bad, quantitative was good!
but the overall score is wat you were looking for na?
paas hogayay?
@KW: Dunno!
@Asma: Even if I don’t answer anything, I get 400/1600. No pass/fail.
I really started contemplating at one point.
But nice explanation
Thank you!