Four signs you may be a Taliban:
- You have more wives than teeth.
- You own a $5000 Rocket Launcher but can’t afford shoes.
- You refine Heroin but have a moral objection to Beer.
And most significantly,
- You think vests come in two styles: Bulletproof and Suicide.
Disclaimer: The above text may not be factually correct or even if it is, what can I do! It is only meant to satiate the human need for the phenomenon called laughter and is in no way designed or constructed to hurt the feelings of people, and consequentially lead to the deaths of 35 or so people in a mosque or military area somewhere. Any resemblance to a person, living or dead, is merely coincidental and entirely God’s fault.
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LOL nice points
1st and 4th one are my favs!
excellent!
especially the bit about it being god’s fault. surely then tabarra on them is god’s fault too
@Haris: Hey, welcome to my blog!
@Zafar bhai: Good point and thanks for visiting!
Any resemblance to a person, living or dead, is merely coincidental and entirely God’s fault.
Hahaha. Lol. Good one!!
Thanks!
good one
How’d you like this disclaimer?
Only “what can I do was fun” ~ rest was lame.
Lame or too hard to comprehend?
awwwwwww cute …
Haayein?
^exactly haayein? well i think that comment was supposed to be in that kick his ask video
Hmm…yeah!
I proved to be a genius once more
Well, there’s this three digit number 122!
duh! these IQ tests are crap!
Yeah yeah!
Wow, really nice. I mean it.
Thanks!
SAWJ
i hav jst started bloging u r the 1st one i visited.
Really impressed specilly this 1 its really good
Thank you Murtaza. Welcome to my blog!
My brother’s a maniac, u ppl dont knw!
Aren’t you a little late? This is an old post!