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Dead Goldie 2: Big-Goldfishlessness

So the other one decided to pass out too today.

Mom: Would you like me to fry her for you?

Me: Yeah, right!

Sister: Oh my God, she’s dead too? What’s she doing in that net you’re holding?

Me: She wanted to come give you a Salsa lesson before I throw her away. Idiot!

*****

What I have left:

  • 2 Yellow Carps
  • 1 small orange Goldfish
  • 2 medium-sized white Red-capped Goldfish
  • 1 black Angel
  • 2 Rainbow Sharks
  • 2 White Albino Sharks
  • 1 Blue-line Shark
  • 2 Silver Sharks
  • 2 Black Ghosts (These are the best and the most expensive of the lot. They can swim in any direction! The bad part is that they like to act ‘dead’ a lot!)

What I’ve lost:

  • One small orange Goldfish
  • One white Angel
  • Two Red Albino Sharks
  • Two big orange Goldfish

Maybe I have an overcrowded tank? It’s 2*1*(nearly 2) feet. Limit is around 15-17 fishes.

I hope none of the other fish have any plans of visiting the “kiyari” soon!

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18 Responses to “Dead Goldie 2: Big-Goldfishlessness”

  1. Saad Ibrahim says:

    something’s fishy :P man how can all of them start dying like that?

  2. SAWJ says:

    @Anas: Not really. First one got a post here so I thought it was fair to have one for the second one too.

    @Saad: You sure you weren’t having a comment war with her too? :P

  3. karachiwali says:

    man, get a bigger tank! dont torture them

  4. SAWJ says:

    Can’t. I’m bankrupt! :D

    The problem with fish is that you can’t tell how old they are.

  5. siras says:

    You need to get a bigger tank, they’re committing suicide cause they’re too cramped! :P

    LOL @ she wanted to give you a salsa lesson! :lol:

  6. SAWJ says:

    Hey, how’d you make that animated emoticon?

  7. siras says:

    By typing : lol :, of course without the spaces.

  8. Hira S. says:

    dude, the RSPCA ought to get you.. Fish need their privacy too! How’d you feel stuck in one room with 15 people?

  9. SAWJ says:

    They’re nudists, they don’t need privacy! :D

  10. Asma says:

    Adopt a Blue whale next time :o)

  11. SAWJ says:

    Send the money for a large fish tank (and the fish) and I will. :lol:

  12. SAWJ says:

    Or why don’t I just raise a Torton from the dead?

  13. Qurrat says:

    dude, u have more than enough fish in your tank.

    and ahahah yes, do get a blue whale for next time
    ;)

  14. SAWJ says:

    Like I said to Asma, send the money, I’m broke! :D

  15. mariyas says:

    hey!!!
    sorry abot the fishes :P
    and i was real fascinated by the GEMINI thing so i too put it up on my blog [ i knw it was only for Pakistani bloggers] sowiee hope u dnt mind :)

  16. SAWJ says:

    Nop, not at all. I’ll remove the Pakistani clause. :D

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