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Okay, this joke may sound a little vulgar but it’s a hell of a joke! And it’s pretty old too so I hope nobody has heard it before…

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lizzie says:

November 3, 2008 at 8:54 pm

LOLZZ!!
what made you share this joke?:P

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- SAWJ says:
  
  November 3, 2008 at 10:49 pm
  
  It was funny and it made me crack up even though I’d heard it before. So I decided to share.
  
  And you don’t need to add www to the beginning of your URL. Take life easy!
  
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lizzie says:

November 4, 2008 at 8:25 am

I have tagged you check it on my blog.
and I copy pasted it lol thats why it have www

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- SAWJ says:
  
  November 4, 2008 at 11:14 am
  
  I’ll check it out.
  
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siras says:

November 4, 2008 at 5:29 pm

LOL!!!

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Asma says:

November 5, 2008 at 12:18 pm

LOL!

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