Hoping to be human someday!

Four Signs You May Be A Taliban

Sunday, November 30th, 2008

Four signs you may be a Taliban:

  • You have more wives than teeth.
  • You own a $5000 Rocket Launcher but can’t afford shoes.
  • You refine Heroin but have a moral objection to Beer.

And most significantly,

  • You think vests come in two styles: Bulletproof and Suicide.

Disclaimer: The above text may not be factually correct or even if it is, what can I do! It is only meant to satiate the human need for the phenomenon called laughter and is in no way designed or constructed to hurt the feelings of people, and consequentially lead to the deaths of 35 or so people in a mosque or military area somewhere. Any resemblance to a person, living or dead, is merely coincidental and entirely God’s fault.

TRAILER: The Unspoken Word

Saturday, November 29th, 2008

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Also, tomorrow, the 1st of Zilhaj, marks the date of the marriage of Hazrat Ali (A.S.) to Bibi Fatimah (S.A.) in 2 AH.

When A Nation’s Senses Die…

Saturday, November 29th, 2008

Funny or disturbing?


When A Nation's Sense Die, King, Vizier (Prime Minister) and People

Are You Smart Enough?

Friday, November 28th, 2008

Are you smart? Find out here. And post your score (numeric too!) in the comments.

They had a Super IQ Test too. Don’t know why they removed it but it was awesome!

You Know You Have Too Many Maulvis When…

Thursday, November 27th, 2008

Man, this is too funny!!!